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is this a soft launch? by whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
24 Jun 2026
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On screen, Jimmy high fives the starter he’s replacing and runs out onto the pitch, quickly finding his position. He looks good, focused but at ease, no hint of the hamstring injury that had been rumored (the rumor he had started by tweeting about his ass hurting, a complaint that almost certainly was about sex). He’s grinning, gesturing wildly to encourage the crowd’s noise.
“Is he good?” Ben asks, the idiot. Asha tries very hard not to roll her eyes.
“The best.”
star striker of southland FC, jimmy solidarity hard launches his boyfriend—and also scores his first international goal
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- Part 6 of footballers au
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The Secret Life of Hermits!! by whatcaniwriteinthis for ahautism
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
26 Mar 2026
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The Secret Life of Hermits, Tuesday evenings at 8/7 central, only on the reCAP network!
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when you're back you're back by whatcaniwriteinthis for Twelvevoid
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
26 Mar 2026
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jimmy's back in town. joel and him talk.
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long drive back to you by whatcaniwriteinthis for quicksilvermoonrot (quicksilvermalec)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
26 Mar 2026
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on soulmates and finding your way home (literally) (jimmy needs a ride)
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who let grian mess with buttons on the alien spaceship
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i'm a punk rocker yes i am by whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandom Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
09 Aug 2025
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a superman!jimmy au, based on superman (2025)
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unrelated ficlets for the secret life smp series
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Jimmy Solidarity's Big Bisexual Awakening by whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
07 Apr 2024
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an empires SMP/third life/hermitcraft college au, featuring bisexual Jimmy and an abundance of queer themes
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wanksgiving 2023 by whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
25 Nov 2023
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a collection of unrelated smut/smut-adjacent drabbles/drabble-adjacent-works, written for Wanksgiving 2023
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TommyInnit is Bicurious. Five Million Dead Ten Million Injured. Aka I wrote fan-fiction about everyone Tommyinnit said "Smash" to on the video "smash or pass: every youtuber".
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On the way home from dropping Sveta off at the airport, Ilya thinks about killing himself.
Bookmarked by whatcaniwriteinthis
19 Jun 2026
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Haydenov Phone Swap by icopythefax
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
08 Feb 2026
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Bookmarked by whatcaniwriteinthis
17 Jun 2026
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The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed.
Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.
Reentry is harder than expected.
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- Part 8 of my heated rivalry anon fics
- Part 1 of homegrown
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13 Jun 2026
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my jane fucks hollander sometimes, no big deal by ronbin
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
06 Apr 2026
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Jane jokes in the Ottawa WAGs chat about fucking Shane Hollander. It spirals from there.
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- Part 2 of ronbin's HR social media/texting fics
Bookmarked by whatcaniwriteinthis
13 Jun 2026