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When Draco Malfoy is sent numerous threats warning of what exactly will happen to him if he returns to Hogwarts, he is assigned a young, handsome Auror as his bodyguard.
Harry hates him. He hates how close he stands to Malfoy, how highly he thinks of himself, how he insists on holding Malfoy’s shoulder every time they walk into a room.
Really, Harry thinks. He’s the one who defeated the evilest of the evil. He could do a far better job of protecting him than a self-absorbed, shiny-haired prick like that.
And you know what? He just might.
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Draco Malfoy and bad heat suppressants by mysticmilks
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Apr 2025
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Being an omega is such a delight: you're constantly proving you're just as good as any alpha, you need permits and paperwork for the most mundane things, and—oh joy—the damn suppressants can fail at exactly the wrong moment.
Or: Draco and Harry are fake-married, and Draco's about to go into heat.
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14 Jun 2025
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“Never have I ever… made someone squirt.”
No one moves. Until James picks up his glass. And drinks.
Sirius screams.
“WHAT?”—
Or when a game of ‘Never Have I Ever’ turns into an all-out scandal.Bookmarked by woop_dee_doop
14 Jun 2025
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A Child's Permission by locklyle_is_my_life
Fandoms: The Sound of Music - Rodgers/Hammerstein/Lindsay & Crouse
03 May 2024
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The Captain and Maria ask the children for permission to get married the morning after their engagement.
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- Part 1 of The Sound of Music Oneshots
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11 Jun 2025
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“You have to look a little more into it, Kaveh,” Zakaria muttered. “I'm not puking on you right now because I'm imagining you're a hottie with giant bazongas. I'd rather blow my dad than touch you. No offense.”
Attempting a more sultry tone than usual, Kaveh exhaled a breath of laughter. “I'd rather blow your dad too. Mr. H can get it,” he whispered.
Zakaria barked out a laugh as he leaned closer and ran a hand through Kaveh's hair. “He's seething,” Zakaria whispered in his ear. “Seething. He looks like he's about to explode. It's working, dude... gods, he looks a little scary, actually. Hope he doesn't stab me. When he's drilling you later tonight after my master plan works out flawlessly make sure to remind him that I'd rather fuck a tree stump than touch you like this so I can still be best man at your wedding.”
Or; Kaveh’s childhood friend is sick of watching him and Alhaitham pine helplessly after one another, so he devises a plan to make Alhaitham jealous. Kaveh, under the impression that Alhaitham won’t notice - let alone care - is pleasantly surprised by the result as an entirely new side of Alhaitham is revealed to him.
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02 Jun 2025
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“Would you like me to apply the makeup on you, Childe? I think red would look lovely on you."
Childe considers for a moment, before nodding his head. "Sure."
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“You must be wondering why I called for an audience with you, yes?” The Tsaritsa asks.
Childe nods, shoulders shaking inwards with the cold air nipping his nose and hands. He had forgotten how absolutely numbing it was to be inside the throne room. “Yes, Your Majesty.”
She surveys him quizzically, her chilly eyes trailing down his figure, surmising him. She focuses intently on his eyes, or more specifically, the makeup painted underneath them, the deep and rich red color standing out starkly against Childe's pale flesh.
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"I see Morax has placed his Archon stamp on you, essentially marking you as his own. A dragon’s tendencies never seem to fade.” She sighs loudly, eyes rolling.
Childe sits there, stunned. What in Tevyat is she talking about? “W-What?” he sputters hopelessly.
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02 Jun 2025
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Cacucu asks Neuvillette and Wriothesley to help his two owners get together.
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01 Jun 2025
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Ifa confesses to Ororon a day before leaving for a week long trip, and Ororon finds it the perfect opportunity to research exactly how he can be the best boyfriend possible. He puts all he's learned into motion once Ifa finally returns.
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01 Jun 2025
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“500 Mora you won’t.”
“Make it 2000.”
“Bet.”Ifa learns the hard way why fruit needs to be stored properly in the middle of summer.
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01 Jun 2025
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Childe has the unfortunate circumstance of running into Zhongli while off his suppressants and suffers his first heat. Zhongli takes responsibility. (happy birthday childe!!!)
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01 Jun 2025
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Childe inhaled sharply. Not only had Zhongli never once interrupted him before, but the conviction with how he said those words – heat shot down into his lap, gathering at his hole in the form of sweet slick. His cheeks became bright red at the sensation, knowing exactly, from the way Zhongli’s nostrils flared and his pupils dilated that he could smell Childe’s arousal and want. How embarrassing.
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01 Jun 2025
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The 101 Guide to Disguise Yourself as An Omega by MiserableRu
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
11 Oct 2021
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"No killing, sir"
He halted, halfway reaching out to the door; ears perked straight up. Snapping his gaze back to the calm woman who was holding the missive in her hand, his mouth opened yet the question failed to be worded properly. Despite this, she nodded at his silent inquiry. Her eyes were behind the mask, he couldn’t read the emotion behind them when she opened her mouth again,
"No killing, sir," she repeated, "...that's what Her Highness had written"
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A difficult mission urges the Eleventh Harbinger to rake his brain for the perfect solution. Thankfully, he has a solution (sorta) and someone whom he can rope to help (perhaps).
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01 Jun 2025
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Kaveh and Tighnari are looking forward to their senior marching season as drum majors. That is, until the unspeakable happens. With the rug ripped out from under him, Kaveh is now forced to work with his inscrutable and impertinent junior, Alhaitham. The success of Sumeru High School’s marching band rests on the off-chance that these two can see eye-to-eye, a seemingly impossible feat. A clearly defined set of rules is their only hope- obviously. Will this drum major team become cordial acquaintances or perhaps… more than that?
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Falling in love under Friday Night Lights.
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01 Jun 2025
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the whole damn thing by lionkeychain for grandioseroses
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 Feb 2023
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Five bad dates with the wrong people— and somewhere along the way, one where Kaveh finally gets it right.
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31 May 2025
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31 May 2025
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All Alhaitham could do was stare. Stare at the gossamer black laced panty strung to the sides of Kaveh’s bony hips with emerald green. Very inappropriate for the weather. But very appropriate it would seem. For matching with the tones of his skin. This had nothing to do with Alhaitham also procuring and donning black and green swim trunks.
“Not. A. Word. I know you. So just...Shut.”
Alhaitham blinked, stopping his very convincing argument of why Kaveh should not be wearing such inappropriate clothing with the right colours. Even the crop top, black as his normal outfit, falling loose and hiding his chest. But leaving his midriff exposed. Reclining, stretching and relaxing like this only exposed more.
“Your frowning disapproval of my dress is written all over your face, Alhaitham.”
TLDR: Kaveh wears a bikini. Alhaitham can't see the top half because of a pesky crop top. See the execution of Plan A to F.
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31 May 2025
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The Five Times Hu Tao Didn’t Know HaiKaveh Were Together + The One Time She Did by rioverses
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 Jun 2023
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The five times Hu Tao gets invested in HaiKaveh's love life and the one time she finally caught on.
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- Part 2 of the time ci² (o/e) made a hkvh universe
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31 May 2025
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Five times Alhaitham shows affection in public while they're not even together, and one time Kaveh does.
Just a very very soft, short fic that I've been wanting to finish for a while now. It's honestly just me being self indulgent and also feeding my friend. Enjoy.
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31 May 2025
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Snapshots of the times Alhaitham and Kaveh were not exactly friends, and the one time they are a bit more.
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31 May 2025
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A Treatise on Domestic Disasters and Their Philosophical Implications (or, How to Confess Using Blanket Proximity and Poorly Timed Tea) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
19 May 2025
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"Are you talking to yourself in the mirror again?” Alhaitham’s voice.
Kaveh gritted his teeth. “No.”
Pause. Then: “You used my conditioner again.”
“That’s because mine is out. And yours smells like pine and sin. Which is clearly your aesthetic.”
Alhaitham chuckled. That infuriating, low, knowing chuckle. “If you want me to buy you a new bottle, just say so.”
“I want you to buy me a one-way ticket away from your smug face—”
“You’re in love with my smug face.”
In which Kaveh spirals into romantic hysteria and Alhaitham observes, waiting.
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- Part 10 of Kavetham / Haikaveh Oneshots & Twoshots
- Part 6 of A Treatise on Intellectual Dumbasses and Their Incomprehensible Love
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31 May 2025