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    Nami clenches her jaw, tries to smile, fails, and settles on a badly-disguised grimace. “You're saying you wanna sample the goods?”
    Robin finally drags her eyes away from Sanji, who is unknowingly offering them quite the view of his backside squeezed in his tailored pants. “I'm saying, why haven't you?”

    It’s like a lighting bolt shot directly through her spine. “W-well,” Nami chokes out, sweating cold under Robin’s gentle but unwavering gaze. “Because he's Sanji! We're crewmates!”
    All she gets in response from Robin is a shrug, and Nami feels even more flustered in the face of her total nonchalance. “So?”

    A version of events where Sanji has enough game to pull a woman on every island they visit, and Nami watches from the sidelines as it becomes increasingly difficult to say no to a man everyone else is saying yes to—a man who would prefer her above anyone else.

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    Like most things in life, Josuke just wanted to go with the flow. He didn’t care that his father was never there, he didn’t care how anyone saw him, and he didn’t take notice when Jotaro mentioned the old man coming up for a visit. He didn’t care. The fact that they would meet for the first time in his life in a couple days went in one ear and out the other.

    That was before he actually showed up.

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    Three scenes, three scenarios, three ways of father and son trying to bond. Then again, they're stubborn descendants of Sparda with one brain cell to share among their entire group.

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    Colin and Penelope are costars and friends on the set of their TV show. Feelings and attraction simmer for Penelope, but she knows better than to hope they'd be requited.

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    After insulting a suspiciously vindictive fortune teller at a street fair, Ilya Rozanov wakes up cursed with the ability to hear people’s thoughts through touch.

    Which becomes a serious problem when he discovers his coworker Shane Hollander, who supposedly can’t stand him, is apparently thinking about him in extremely inappropriate ways constantly.

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    Castiel is the last thing you’d expect from a prince of Hell’s Second Circle. He’s awkward, dorky, and inconveniently for an incubus, a complete fucking virgin. He’d rather read than ravish, but when his only donor moves out, Cas stumbles into the life (and dreams) of Dean Winchester, a devastatingly attractive young professor of occult studies.

    Absolutely nothing could make this situation worse.

    Except maybe signing up to Dean's classes.

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    Euijoo wants to do it all. He wants to kiss Nicholas and wake up next to him. He wants to watch Nicholas playing with Yihyun, take them for a walk in the park and adopt that cat Nicholas mentioned wanting to raise.

    He wants to go on a holiday with Nicholas just to not leave the hotel bed for the whole week or watch Nicholas' wet torso as he comes out of the ocean, droplets running down into his swimming trunks. He wants to share his worries about the future with Nicholas, have someone by his side as he watches Yihyun grow up.

    He wants it all.

     

    (or: Euijoo, a divorced dad co-parenting his daughter, develops a crush on his next-door neighbour. Is there a better way to get to know him than to ask him to teach his daughter English?)

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    Collection of Kerdly oneshots I've written that I deemed too short to publish on their own. Tags may not apply to all chapters.

    [Updates are not scheduled!]

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    grace can't seem to get the hang of flying the hail mary—and you're definitely the problem.

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    The story took a different turn after the Siege of the North when Zuko was captured by the Water Tribe.

    A lot of prisoner trope, found families, and not-adoptions... And Zuko having to deal with more trauma than in the canon

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    Finally, something dawns on him, a way to handle two goals simultaneously. He’d seen Hollander’s mother flipping through papers rapidly when they first got here, seeming calm and in control and more than a little frightening in a way that made Ilya mildly glad he wasn’t one of the people responsible for a clipboard. If anyone can tell him if the long list of “Prohibited Items” he’d been sent in his email a few days ago is just standard practice for big shoots, it would be Yuna Hollander.

    Or, hopefully, her son.

    “Crazy we cannot even have peanut butter, eh?” He asks. “You also got giant list?”

    Hollander stiffens, almost imperceptibly, and Ilya tilts his head, just slightly, confused, wondering if he’s stumbled somewhere unexpected.

    (how ilya learns about shane's allergies) (and shane's sexual awakening tragically hits a speedbump in the process 😔)

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    Senku and Gen have some free time on their hands, so they go for a little walk in the woods together.

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    Join Mike and Will alongside the rest of the party for a week of summer employment as they experience the epic highs and lows of teenage lifeguarding and relationships.

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    After Ryland's first visit to set and meeting Tom Ryder, Colt has grown tired of Ryder's constant comments of "is your brother still single?"

    The next time Ryland comes to visit, the twins concede a plan to get Ryder's one-sided infatuation off the table.

    Or, a sequel to the previous fic, Attaque

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    It's 1992, and Mike and Will are juniors in college and living together in a tiny NYC apartment. Life is great. It's everything Mike could ever want: his best friend, an incredible city, and the world at his fingertips. The only problem? He's in love with said best friend and has no idea how he could ever tell him.

    Luckily for him, he's presented with an opportunity to get much closer to him every Friday night, as long as he promises not to get all weird after. How hard could that be?

    Or: Mike and Will become friends with benefits and the universe laughs because they're both ridiculously in love with each other.

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    The Joker missed the "good old days", just him, Batman, Harley, and the first Robin. He's grown tired, none of these new Robin's new how to have fun. Where was the banter? Where was the witt? He put time and effort into his traps and the birds gave him nothing to work with. It's fine, good old Uncle Jay decided to do something about it.

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    Dick is de-aged to his mid-season one YJ self.

    He's highly trained, been doing this for half a decade, and has the scars to back it up. He can't help but be underwhelmed by the attitude of his successors. But Dick doesn't want to deal with that because he's missing over a decade of his life all because of the Joker. He can handle older heroes underestimating his abilities, this is his typical tuesday. Everyone else might not get a choice in the matter as information comes to light that leaves them to rethinking some of their life choices.

    Except Past-Dick, because as he inidicated before, they are a problem for Future-Dick.

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    (CANON DIVERGENCE: If Lucifer was at the bar during the "Rejection Scene" between Alastor and Vox 70 years ago)

    Lucifer Mornigstar has never liked sinners.

    But even he feels a little bad watching this Tv-guy get laughed in the face when proposing a business deal between friends-- i mean that's just rough!

    His daughter has always told him to empathize with sinners-- be a actual ruler. Make friends! So fine.. just this once, he'll say something nice to one.

    How was he supposed to know the guy would spiral into a obsession with him?!

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    “Father Viktor has brought back all those programs you whined about missing. The East Hall is being converted into a soup kitchen as we speak, and after Mass there’s going to be an open-doors Christmas meal,” his mother says wistfully, drinking in a sip from her mug.

    Jayce is going to have to see that for himself. His high income neighborhood and the prestigious, self-righteous families that attend the Church? Rubbing elbows with people in need for the holidays?

    Maybe he really does need to meet Father Viktor. And shake his hand.

    ─── ⋆⋅ ♰ ⋅⋆ ───

    Or: Jayce comes home for the holidays after a breakup to find a new priest at his childhood Catholic church. Father Viktor is not the kind of person Jayce ever expected to be a priest, but he has a dream to change Jayce's hometown for the better, and he decides to do everything he can to help. The more he helps, the more Jayce sees glimpses of Viktor, the man, not the priest. And the more glimpses he sees of Viktor, the more Jayce is so, so fucked.

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    Katsuki grabbed his jacket.

    Something tumbled out of the pocket and fell to the floor.

    The condom.

    His eyes widened. Goddamn it—he'd forgotten all about it. Katsuki's gaze flitted to Izuku, who, luckily, hadn't noticed and was still happily chattering about their post-graduation plans. But before he could bend down and sneak the condom back into his pocket, All Might was already reaching for it.

    "Ah, I've got it, Young Bakugou. Here's your—" All Might stopped. He scrutinized the item in his hand with furrowed brows, as if he couldn't quite believe what he was holding. Slowly, his eyes found Katsuki's.

    Katsuki stared at him.

    All Might stared back.

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    Katsuki, now dating Izuku, gets a condom from a teasing Sero and Kaminari. He forgets about it until it accidentally falls out of his pocket in front of All Might and Izuku.

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    “Hey, how did you get this scar anyways?”
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