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Sara Alvarez was already done with retail before the portal opened.
One bad shift, one glowing game book, one badly timed police raid, and suddenly her entire vape shop is dragged into Etokuso: a broken fantasy world built from tabletop campaigns, inside jokes, copyright dodges, and deeply irresponsible worldbuilding.
Now Sara is a tiefling bard with a clipboard, a ruined strip mall, and a party of queer disasters trying to survive new bodies, new classes, old trauma, and magic that actually works.
Unfortunately, someone else got here first.
Craig, the worst man Sara has ever met, has turned Etokuso into a nicotine-soaked corporate nightmare of mascots, monsters, child-friendly vape brands, and medieval capitalism.
Sara has retail experience.
Which means she knows exactly how to fight him.
Build the road. Unionize the weirdos. Weaponize customer service. Protect the people capitalism chews up. Kiss the dangerous drow girl if there’s time.
A filthy, heartfelt GameLit comedy about found family, body autonomy, worker power, queer survival, and punching capitalism directly in the business model.
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- Part 1 of Vape Shop Isekai
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- English
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- 10,975
- Chapters:
- 4/?
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- 13
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[You: We should all get matching tattoos
Caleb: I don’t know if I wanna be tied to Sylus forever
Sylus: Fuck you?
Caleb: Okay then come fuck me? 🤨
Rafayel: h u h
Xavier: …
You: why is Sylus getting more dick than me 💔
Zayne: Get this off my work phone(Just random text messages between you and your boyfriends. Also gender-neutral reader so everyone can enjoy! The boys will call you by nicknames cause I don’t wanna write y/n)]
(I’m back- Valko will be added in chapter 13)
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Life is Strange | Partners in Timelines by Geek_x
Fandoms: Life is Strange (Video Games 2015 2017 2024)
28 Jun 2026
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Major Life is Strange and LiS: Before the Storm Spoilers.
After watching a girl die in a bathroom, Max Caulfield discovers she has powers, but when that girl turns out to be Chloe Price, childhood best friend/crush turned badass, Max becomes even more conflicted and confused.Chloe is in a similar boat. Her search for Rachel Amber becoming fruitless, she is angry, then excited when Max comes back into her life.
Through death, destruction, heartbreak and a lot of angst, can the girls find who murdered Rachel and drugged Kate? or will their feelings for each other, a mysterious force forecasting the end of the world, ghosts from Chloe’s past, and having to cross time itself to save the ones they love, cause them to uncover so, so much more.
After all, Chloe and Max are partners in crime, and time.
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Worst chatfic EVER by Kwexwatch
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime), Blue Lock - All Media Types
28 Jun 2026
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Ego decides that everyone is now in a gc, to be clear EVERYONE involved in the blue lock project and everyones mad now
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In Spite Of All The Danger by alegendofthesilverscreen
Fandoms: The Beatles, The Quarrymen - Fandom
28 Jun 2026
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A love story based on you and the two former Beatles, Paul McCartney and George Harrison which all started on one spontaneous evening, you decide to go out with your friends to a bar and you end up at a place called The Indra-Club, and from already being entranced by the music, you walk towards the entrance, without a single clue of the dangerous but thrilling adventures you would get yourself into after that fateful night.
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Harvest December: The Fanfiction by GabrielBloom28
Fandoms: Harvest December (Visual Novel)
28 Jun 2026
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This fanfiction will be about Harvest December, a visual novel featuring a decent-sized cast and the antics of said cast.
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- Part 1 of Harvest December
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,531
- Chapters:
- 10/?
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- 17
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When Lori and leni get a strange magazine they learn of Gyaru culture and this kick-starts an odd wave of lewdness that puts their poor Brother Lincoln in the center of it!
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a very unserious social media au where:
- Martin speaks like a toronto man
- James speaks in riddles. might be a vampire
- Juhoon is fluent in minionese
- Seonghyeon just wants to flirt
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John gets to design himself a body. He's a bit over-indulgent about it.
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Dutifully Loved by LoreOfThedas
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Origins
28 Jun 2026
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BOOK TWO OF THE "DUTY. LOVE. SACRIFICE" SERIES
Multiple Origins AU, where Tabris is a mage and the other origins are companions.
Haljra Tabris and Alistair Theirin were once fresh faced junior Wardens. Now deep in duty and even deeper in love, they must navigate being the only two Wardens left alive and save Ferelden. Between saving all of Redcliffe and diving into the depths of the deep roads, what can a pair of youth do other than fall in love at the end of the world?
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- Part 2 of Duty. Love. Sacrifice. Series
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When King Daeron the Good sends Prince Baelor Targaryen to Highgarden for the tournament that is to decide who gets Maria Tyrell’s hand, no one expects the visit to change the fate of three lives.
Baelor finds in Maria a girl who sees beyond the prince, the heir, and the burden of duty. Maria finds in him a loving witness for everything she wishes to be. And Lyonel Baratheon, wild, loyal, and with time impossible to ignore, becomes not the storm she once feared, but one that refuses to let her disappear into the life chosen for her.
As years go by, love, marriage, duty, scandal, and power bind them together in ways none of them can escape. As old decisions begin to bleed into the future of the Reach and the Iron Throne, Maria must learn what it means to be daughter, wife, mother, heir and above else — herself.
A story of impossible love, political consequence, loyalty, womanhood, and the bitter truth that all three of them have to learn the hard way – one need not intend harm to do it.
*Story begins roughly around 199 AC (10 years before the Ashford tourney)
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Wanting to lose her virginity once and for all, librarian Lena decides to do some research on the subject, conduct progressively riskier social experiments, and blog about her whole journey.
But, what will happen when a loyal reader unintentionally finds out her real identity, partially overhears her plans for her last experiment, and decides to try to foil them for the greater good?
Note: Tags might be updated to include streaking and some jail time. I don't know yet. Lol.
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- Part 1 of 2026 SuperCorp Multi-chapter Fics
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"Is this a sexual innuendo?" The older man held the cigarette Chris had just lit for him and smiled.
"What?" Chris asked in confusion, still holding the lighter.
"Like this." Wesker extended his left hand, spread his index and middle fingers, and poked his thumb through the gap.- Language:
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- 1,240
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 5
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Despite her status as the “Brightest Witch of Her Age” and having a successful ministry career, Hermione Granger finds herself at the age of 40, questioning the “independent” life she’s built.
Her struggle to balance her public strength with the private ache of her secret relationship. Memories of a passionate, long-standing love that began in the alcoves of Hogwarts, a flame that has never died and she can’t let go of. The realization that her life is unshared, alone, and not what she visioned leads to a quiet breakdown and determination for change.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction using the Harry Potter characters I did not create but love. I do not own the world or characters created by J.K. Rowling. This story is for entertainment purposes only, no copyright infringement is intended, and no profiting will be made.
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The Space Between Us by aalienspng
Fandoms: Aliens vs Predators Series - Various Authors, Predator Original Series (1987-1990), Alien (Original Movies 1979-1997), Predators (2010), The Predator (2018), Prey (2022), Predator (Dark Horse Comics), Alien vs Predator (Movies), Aliens: Colonial Marines (Video Game), Predator: Killer of Killers (Movie 2025)
28 Jun 2026
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This was supposed to be a typical bug hunt. The plan itself was simple: locate the hive; rescue any humans found along the way; kill the queen, then the hive; and celebrate with the squad over a few rounds after everything is accounted for; rinse and repeat. Corporal Caleb Grace wasn't expecting anything out of the ordinary, until he meets face-to-face with a yautja hunter deep inside the hive. The pair begrudgingly work together to survive, fighting off the xenomorphs while also fighting off the feelings they have for each other. ;)
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George Clarke was arguably the least flirtatious, the least touchy, the least inclined to feel flustered. His lack of engagement and consistent flirting was the most likely reason for ArthurTV's tendency to admire him more than most. If George said something nice or flirty, it was like a surprising, rare reward that Arthur tended to grab onto with both hands.
The problem with that logic, is that George's instincts and attention were marginally different directed towards Arthur than the rest of their friend group.
One night, during a pub golf video, George's ability to console the urges to protect and alleviate him was impaired. The night turns unexpectedly intimate - as does the morning after.
The night causes an irrepressible, subtle shift in their dynamic. Between acts of care, displays of protectiveness & jealousy, playful flirting, and emotional misunderstandings the line between friendship and a relationship starts to blur.
Every touch, every comment, every flirt, every glance is charged with a tension so overwhelming that it's uncertain whether they're going to make it out alive.
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After Will couples up with Alana Bloom, Hannibal tries his best to get with her as his jealousy rises and eventually begins to show. After some further conflicts, he manages to get what he initially wanted, making him realise he was chasing the wrong person. Is Hannibal able to come to face with his feelings regarding Will Graham or would he have to sacrifice what he loves the most in order to get what he wants?
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,964
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
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- 145
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Familiar Shapes by Rae_thereader
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)
28 Jun 2026
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It’s been ten years since the Cullens left Forks. Now living in Vancouver, Bella’s quiet life is upended when Emmett suddenly tracks her down, insisting she's in danger and appointing himself her permanent bodyguard.
A story about unresolved heartbreak, terrible boundaries, local murder mysteries, and accidentally falling for the wrong Cullen brother. New Moon Divergence AU
Weekly updates on Saturday/Sunday
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After being banished from Iacon, the Decepticons are beginning to build their first settlement among the surface's ruins. Skywarp, with a vested interest in doing as little work as possible, avoids responsibility to the best of his ability. It finds him anyways, though, when the newest High Guardian, Angelwing, defies Megatron and becomes gravely injured in the process.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,212
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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- 13