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David H has been added to the Group Chat by quietafterdusk
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 May 2026
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Ilya’s method of saving contacts is perfect, Shane strongly disagrees, and the two make a deal to fix it.
Too bad it doesn’t prevent Ilya from adding the wrong David H to the group chat on the one night the Centaurs are off.
OR: Ilya accidentally invites David Hollander to the Centaurs night off and of course David shows up.
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What happens when a globally successful perfectionist designer who has lost his spark for creation meets the one person who refuses to let him fade away?
Kim Hongjoong hasn't really created anything in years, every collection he put out there was simply for survival...it wasn't art. He was losing his love for creating, and losing himself entirely.
Park Seonghwa walks into his life as a new face for his brand, and suddenly, designing starts to have meaning again. Hongjoong starts to feel understood, he feels truly seen. Late night sessions and stolen glances slowly started turning into confessions as Hongjoong realizes what Seonghwa means to him.
This is a long story about choosing love over fear. If you love a good slow burn with a lot of emotion, take the time to give this a read!
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The Montreal Girl (Lily & Jane) by some1_around
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
16 Dec 2025
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baby, you can drive my car by mildred123
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 Mar 2026
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Most of the time, Ilya doesn’t pick on him about it. Partly because Ilya knows when to pick and choose his battles, and any battle relating to a Shane routine is lost before it starts – but mainly because the little sleepy snuffling sounds that he insists he doesn’t make because he’s not sleeping, he’s meditating, so shut the fuck up, are really fucking cute.
But sometimes, Ilya wants – needs – his husband’s undivided attention in their last few moments of peace before another loud, hectic, and exhausting day full of other people stealing it.
Or maybe annoying Shane just enough to get him to slam the door a little bit too hard on his way out of the car, to give Ilya one quick dose of his adorable angry kitten face, is Ilya’s own form of morning meditation.
“Shane.”
Shane starts a bit, but otherwise doesn’t move or open his eyes. “Hmm?”
“What sport would you play if you were more athletic?
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or, five times ilya makes shane feel less like a passenger princess and more like a passenger prisoner
+ one time ilya lets shane take the driver’s seat- Language:
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Good Things Indeed by FyrestoneSiren
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander-Rozanov is twenty-six weeks pregnant, vaguely at war with pork, deeply committed to yoghurt-coated snacks, and hosting Christmas for the Ottawa Centaurs like he’s planning a military coup.
Ilya is just trying to survive.
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- Part 5 of The Good Things
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Ilya is making the bravest phone call of his life. But what if Shane doesn't remember anything he said while high at the hospital? Doesn't remember telling Ilya about his cottage, nevermind inviting him.
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Come to my House by Ginkgo_Biloba_Baggins
Published: 2026-02-12
Work/Series ID: 79369746Relationship Tags:
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Ilya is making the bravest phone call of his life. But what if Shane doesn't remember anything he said while high at the hospital? Doesn't remember telling Ilya about his cottage, nevermind inviting him.
(Approximate) Last Read: 2026/06/29
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not "your' anything by 24begaydonothing81
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Jun 2026
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SHANE: Lily.
LILY: Hello
SHANE: Dead to me.
What the actual fuck?
LILY: ??
SHANE: what. The. Hell. Did. You. Do.
LILY: ahh
I am in trouble
Yes?
Or Ilya's teammates add "Jane" to the Boston WAG group chat in the height of their "no, we aren't falling in love, whatever do you mean" era (2014-2016-ish?).- Language:
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SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 9!!
' She can’t help her mind wandering though, back to a topic that’s been a frequent visitor in her mind for weeks now, relentlessly pounding against her skull.
Caine had come up to them two months prior, practically glitching with excitement, sharing that they may be able to potentially heal abstraction. He wasn’t positive, but he’d been working closely in the digital files of the Circus lately, giving himself something to do in between their regular activities. He found that the files of their lost friends still existed, but were corrupted, damaged, though fixable, if he was looking at it correctly at least. He couldn’t promise anything, but he had hope that they could actually do something.
This had caused excitement to rise within the group, eyes sparkling and discussion rampant. Voices had overlapped each other, and Pomni couldn’t help the heaviness on her chest of their most recent cast member lost lightening a bit at the positivity of the group, eyes drifting to the large circus tent he resided in most days, when he wasn’t in the aquarium with the others. '
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Busting It Down, Sexual Style (Dream SMP Kinktober 2022-2025) by Insatiable_You
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
24 Oct 2025
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Exactly what the title says, I suppose.
IMPORTANT: This series includes ships of many varieties, including problematic and poppy ships. If this makes you uncomfortable or upset, please avoid those specific works, or, if you have to, avoid this series entirely. Please do not leave nasty comments; I assure you that I've heard it all before, and I'd rather stay civil than argue with a stranger on the internet. We will never be on the same page, and that is okay. Go find someone you do agree with.
For everyone sticking around, I hope you enjoy! (I've also already decided that if I don't finish this series, I will eat my foot...so stay tuned, I guess).
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Breaking News: We Like Each Other by prailock
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 May 2026
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In the offseason, a steamy video of Shane and Ilya dancing at a club goes viral. Already out and married for years at this point, the first husbands of hockey can't believe this is news. For once, it's Shane whose media responses blow it up even further. Ilya’s not about to let an opportunity to compete with Shane go to waste.
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The rivalry still hasn't died, they just find new ways to keep it going. Why choose silence when you can choose violence?
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- Part 1 of Pure Meringue
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London, Interrupted by Astral_Isles
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Jun 2026
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A few weeks before running their first camp for the Irina Foundation in the summer of 2019, Shane arranges for him and Ilya to fly to London to meet with some British footballers who run their own charity kids camp. Ilya insists on treating it like their first couples vacation, and on playing sexy stranger in the hotel bar.
Neither of them could have foreseen that Scott and Kip would also be on vacation in London, and also staying in the same hotel.
Scott and Kip proceed to drag Shane and Ilya on an evening out, during which Ilya and Shane have to pretend they definitely aren’t in a relationship, and Shane definitely, definitely does not have a plug up his ass.-
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Incubi Nagito Komaeda is sent out of hell to accumulate power with the help of the "arts" of his species, or by finding himself a powerful partner to bring back to hell with him.
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Babe, You are the only one i want by Anonymous
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
16 Feb 2026
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After Caitlyn Dumps Vi the latter tries to get over her and ends up fucking her ex's mom.
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The one where Caitlyn catches Vi fucking her mom. oops
Honestly its not Vi's fault that Cass looks just like her gf.Series
- Part 1 of Arcane Humor shots
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Lucifer decides to cause a little mayhem while Alastor preens his wings; the hotel lobby gets to see Alastor’s reaction.
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mist you already by starrey_night
Fandom Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
15 Jun 2026
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An interconnected series where the Mist disappears, exposing the Greek gods and all of their issues to the world, resulting in chaos online.
(Featuring demigods with access to the internet and social media, the Olympians being absolutely feral, a government that cannot handle the new normal, and mortals just trying to survive)
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Oh, Damn It, Primus! by AutoCon
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers (Bay Movies)
20 May 2026
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A girl trying to read some fanfiction ended up being transmigrated into Sam Witwicky. She— no, He isn't happy about the situation he is in.
He swears Primus is laughing at his misery.
Oh goodness, he just want to rest and read, not running for his life from these big mechanical aliens.
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something you forgot to mention by yakkotyak
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
27 Jun 2026
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“The fuck’s your problem? Why’re you acting like we both don’t have vaginas?”
“We both WHAT?”
or, Leon hasn’t come out to Chris as a trans man and ends up in an awkward situation when things get hot and heavy between the two of them. Turns out, Chris forgot to mention something, too.
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George Clarke was arguably the least flirtatious, the least touchy, the least inclined to feel flustered. His lack of engagement and consistent flirting was the most likely reason for ArthurTV's tendency to admire him more than most. If George said something nice or flirty, it was like a surprising, rare reward that Arthur tended to grab onto with both hands.
The problem with that logic, is that George's instincts and attention were marginally different directed towards Arthur than the rest of their friend group.
One night, during a pub golf video, George's ability to console the urges to protect and alleviate him was impaired. The night turns unexpectedly intimate - as does the morning after.
The night causes an irrepressible, subtle shift in their dynamic. Between acts of care, displays of protectiveness & jealousy, playful flirting, and emotional misunderstandings the line between friendship and a relationship starts to blur.
Every touch, every comment, every flirt, every glance is charged with a tension so overwhelming that it's uncertain whether they're going to make it out alive.
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Seungmin is a content creator who focuses on cleaning hacks and housework skills. Nothing suspicious, right?
For some reason, his viewers seem to think he's NSFW. That his videos are sexy, despite him being modestly clothed and talking only about how to make a bed so the sheets stay on, or how to handle greasy pipes. Really, they are all delusional.
They are delusional, and Seungmin is a clever liar.
Still, his viewers have been begging him (quite creatively) to start streaming on an 18+ camboy site. Perhaps he will give it a shot, but they really shouldn't expect anything more explicit. He's told them from the beginning: he's not that kind of channel. *wink*
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