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  1. 1

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    A few drunken texts from Luka tells Marinette exactly how he feels about her.

    Now if only he would stop making her blush

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  2. 8

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    Mother's Day has always been difficult for Ilya but this year he finds comfort from someone unexpected.

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    Shane sees his ex at a cafe and texts what he thinks it’s a dud number to look busy, little does he know it belongs to Ilya. Shane uses the thread to use as a reminder for stuff he has to do. Ilya enjoys reading what this mysterious man does until he gets a text at 3am.

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    Ilya has spent his entire life under the sea, watching the world above with wanting eyes. He's never felt that he's belonged among his own people, so when an opportunity to join the human world presents itself--and the chance to spend time with the beautiful, freckled boy he saved during one stormy night--he takes it, no matter the cost.

    At least if he has to die, he'll have done so experiencing the thing his mother wanted most.

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    A fairytale reimagining of the Little Mermaid where Ilya is the mermaid who wants to be where the people are and Shane is a (media) Prince chasing the ghost of whoever saved his life.

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    “There is no one else!” He shouted as he let out a little sob.

    “It has always only ever been Jane!, I fucked around so much in my rookie years to stop myself from falling for-” No he couldn’t finish that sentence. He wasn’t even ready to admit that to himself sober, he could only commit to halfway admitting it when he was drunk out of his mind.

    “Since the moment I saw Jane in 2008 I knew I was in trouble. She yelled at me for smoking in a non-smoking area, shook my hand twice.” I Marlow looked at Ilya with pity as if to say 'so we are finally talking about this'?
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    OR: Ilya is torturing the Boston Bears/Raiders because of his breakup with Shane. His good friends take him to a bar to get him to move on (partially for their own sake) but it leads to Ilya revealing a little too much of his feelings.
    **Finished**

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    Shane reached out without thinking, his fingers brushing against the rough fabric of Ilya’s jacket sleeve.

    Ilya flinched away. “Dun’ touch me!”

    Shane blinked, thrown. “What the - ”

    “I already have boyfriend!” Ilya declared, pulling his jacket around himself like a shield. “Are practically engaged!”

    Shane just stared. “Ilya. It’s me.”

    “Only my boyfriend may unwrap me.” Ilya announced. “Is respect.”

    Ilya gets drunk and refuses to be touched by anyone except his boyfriend. Unfortunately for Shane, Ilya does not realize his boyfriend is the one taking him home.

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    Izuku and Katsuki are idiots in love.
    Afraid to ruin their new friendly relationship, both won't confess their feelings.
    It takes a training exercise, a party and an accidental step forward to finally change everything.

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    Or : their journey to confessing, with a slight misunderstanding, lots of obliviousness and a very much pining Katsuki

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    Shane doesn't drink often, but after a tough loss in Boston and six months of being ghosted by Ilya Rozanov, he does.

    When he needs a ride home, a well-meaning bouncer texts the last person he messaged.

    Unfortunately, that's Ilya Rozanov.

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    All Ilya Rozanov has ever wanted to do is dance with Shane Hollander in a nightclub.

    So, naturally, he plots and orchestrates a twelve-hour truce between Boston and Montreal to make it happen. It's the perfect cover... assuming they can actually blend in and not get caught.

    But between their instinctual domesticity and a very drunk, clingy Shane, staying under the radar is a lot harder than it looks. Especially when Cliff Marleau is sitting right across the table.

    (or, Cliff puts the pieces together when Shane gets wasted, Ilya's boyfriend mode is too obvious, and he catches them sexy dancing in the club.)

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    "Rozanov?" he says, almost without meaning to. Surely he's mistaken and is about to be told to fuck off. Or, even more alarmingly, he is correct, and then he is certain to be told to fuck off, and possibly punched in the face. The man shifts, eyes drifting from his drink up to Scott and— well, there's no denying it. The captain of the Boston Raiders is drunk in Scott's neighborhood dive bar.

    "Fuck," the response is slow, the delayed reaction of molasses spilling out of a jar carelessly knocked over on the kitchen counter. "I must have overdone it. I have summoned the Ghost of Hockey Past."

    Scott could just leave. He could turn on a heel, and leave this drunk asshole to discover on his own what consequences are.

    Because he's stupid, though, because he's nothing if not a responsible captain even when the drunken idiot in question isn't even one of his own teammates, and yes, because a small part of him can't help but love a good train wreck when he sees one, he sits down instead.

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    Or, Scott Hunter runs into Ilya Rozanov sometime around midnight after a game, and the two saddest, loneliest, most closeted hockey players in New York end up sharing more than they mean to.

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  11. 47

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    9:45 PM
    DO NOT ANSWER: hey
    DO NOT ANSWER: im outside
    DO NOT ANSWER: I have a bottle of wine and a joint
    DO NOT ANSWER: let me in please baby

    Draco sighed, mad at himself for not just blocking Harry. Instead he let Pansy set his contact name to DO NOT ANSWER which only made him want to answer more. Well it had been a week, a very very long six days since they had seen one another, seven since they had kissed. Maybe he deserved to have some fun. One last time before he really, truly got rid of Harry fucking Potter once and for all.

    but he knew he could never truly get rid of Harry Potter

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    “Oh, just that Ilya and I have been fucking for, like, a decade.” Shane said, nonplussed.

    JJ’s jaw dropped. Hayden let out a weird, choking sound. Troy started laughing, but it also sounded like he was crying. Wyatt and Cliff looked at each other, huge smiles taking over their faces.

    “He’s who I had sex with this morning,” Shane continued, oblivious to the table’s reactions. “Twice.” He added cheerfully.

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    It was supposed to be a casual night out with friends - until, JJ and Hayden show up, with Shane (his secret boyfriend).

    Shane is panicking, of course, so Ilya pours him some vodka, as an emergency option. This turns out to be a mistake. Lips get loose, and secrets are revealed.

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    “Fuck, that’s good. You feel so good,” Shane moans above him.

    He pulls him down again, and this time he holds him there, his hands firm on Ilya’s head. Instinctively, Ilya fights it, his throat spasming around the intrusion, and he tries to pull off, but Shane holds him there.

    “Ah, ah. No. That’s not how you say it’s too much. You tap my leg, remember?”

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    Immediate sequel to 'I Keep Telling Myself, I'm not the Desperate Type'
    Stoner frat boy Ilya x cool, jock Shane

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    05:52PM
    Dami A group of robins is colloquially called "a blush". Hence the group chat name.

    05:54PM
    Dami I can see how that might feel awkward to those who aren't robins.

    Conner and Jon join the robins' group chat
    Tim and Damian are not happy about it
    (at first)

    [the "referenced/implied batcest" refers to dick sucking jokes/Tim "sucking up" to Dick]
    [there is NO ACTUAL BATCEST]

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  15. 51

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    In which Draco Malfoy proudly reveals he's an animagus, only to get unintentionally drugged by a pining Harry Potter.

    Spoiler! They shag. A lot. This is honestly just a lot of shagging.

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    Shane: omg how did you know im on pain meds? u know everything!
    Shane: like how I’m gay
    Rose: Shane, don’t tell people you’re gay right now, okay?
    Shane: I know I know
    Shane: he said shhhh
    Shane: he is so cute
    Shane: he held my hand :)

    Or: A look into Shane's texts while high on pain meds.

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    Shane Hollander is a straight man. So what if he can't get hard every time he tries to have sex with a woman? So what if he drinks himself silly just so he has an excuse to sneak into his captains bedroom?

    He was straight.

    Right?

    Or

    Shane Hollander is convinced he's straight, Ilya Rozanov convinces him otherwise.

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    "U-haul lesbian?” Scott parotted. He was getting too old to keep up with all these new terms.

    “You own gay sports bar, yes?” Ilya was looking at him like he was an idiot again, “isn’t that where all the lesbians go? Shouldn’t you know these things?”

    Scott opened his mouth to reply but it was quickly intercepted by a yelp when a foot caught him sharply in the shin.

    “Shit sorry!” Shane bolted upright looking more alert than he had in the last 30 minutes, “I meant to kick Ilya”. He then kicked Ilya under the table,

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    entitlement: the belief that one is inherently deserving of certain privileges

    A saner man would probably find it more harrowing that he is being routinely assaulted not in slips of drunken haze but rather with planning and intent, but Viktor is about as sane as Jayce. Jayce takes without asking and Viktor gives without needing to be asked, whether it be Viktor’s coffee or Viktor’s tools or Viktor himself.

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  20. 42

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    At the end of their first month in that Prison World, they are faced with a particularly curious situation that sparks even more hope in Bonnie and ignites something in Damon. As they try to resist the temptation to give in to each other, will they make it or will they give in to the idea that apparently they are the only ones in this world? They can handle the consequences when the inevitable happens?

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    I was binge-watching and I had some feelings.
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