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    Jack smirks as he picks up the phone and answers, “Whaddya callin’ for, brother? I’m a bit busy?” He asks, grunting and panting into the phone, Dennis’ moans can probably be heard on the other end.

    “The fuck are you doing?” Robby asks over the phone.

    “Dennis, say hi.” Jack says, turning the phone on speaker and placing it on the mattress.

    Dennis only moans in response.

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    God, Grace was wound so tight that he was now convinced that his alien comrade was plotting against him and his sanity. There was nothing he could do about it, though. The worst part of it all, was that Grace couldn’t do the only thing in the world that always calmed him down without fail; touch himself.

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    Grace hasn't touched himself since Rocky moved into his life, and he was getting very desperate. With a new shipmate that can see through walls, it was very hard to find a moment alone. So, he teaches Rocky about alone time...which doesn't go well.

    Rocky deems Grace's attempts to relax as...inefficient. Good thing he's there to help!!

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    ”I can tell you’re young. You don’t want someone like me. I’m old and way past my prime.” Suguru chuckles casually, eyes cloudy with a subtle heat behind them.

    He stumbles until Satoru wraps an arm around him to steady him. Drinking makes him honest, the white-haired man notes. A little too honest.

    ”Age isn’t an issue for me, Suguru.” Comes his casual response.

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    Satoru is dragged to a club by his college friends. He meets an older omega named Suguru and they have some fun after a few drinks.

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    Lottie Matthews and Natalie Scatorccio are polar opposites.

    While Lottie is a rich, popular girl who everyone loves and praises

    Natalie is, well, none of those things

    And when Natalie wanted to befriend Lottie, her popularity came rushing at her, stopping her from doing anything

    Nat didn't mope about it. No, she didn't even care.

    Just wondered what it would be like.

    And the answer came to her at a junior bonfire party.

    Turns out Lottie Matthews is pretty fucking cool.

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    Shane Hollander is nineteen and trying to get through one Hollywood party without being noticed. He gets noticed anyway, by the worst possible person. His last-minute Halloween costume is working too well. Ilya Rozanov, the rival he's never met but supposed to hate, takes one look and thinks Shane is a girl.
    Shane doesn't correct him. He doesn't stop him from kissing Shane. And he accidentally gives him his real phone number. Oops.

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    It starts with a wedding, a few drunk cigarettes, and waking up in Nara’s bed the next morning.

    And then it happens again.

    Temari and Shikamaru agree on three ground rules: don’t be annoying in public, don’t expect anything serious, and call it off if it stops being fun.

    Unfortunately, they’re both terrible at following rules.

    As a strategist, Shikamaru really should have seen this coming.

    (Or: how a situationship turns into a Shikadai.)

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    They don’t go their separate ways after the fight.
    They end up at her place, acting like they’ve lost their damn minds — drinking too much, touching too much, pretending nothing matters while everything clearly does.
    They get wrecked trying to fix their mess.

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    Ilya had told him how to roll a joint once when he was particularly high and fumbling around trying to roll one, the muscles in his fingers made clumsy by the substance. Shane had secretly practiced until they looked similar to Ilya's, the weed packed tight and even with a perfect twist on the end. He rolled the joint, his practiced fingers working quickly, then licked the paper and twisted the end, putting the finished product into his pocket with the lighter.

    Shane finally made his way to Ilya, placing a tender kiss to his temple as he sat down on the couch next to him. "Hey, I brought you this." He produced the joint from his pocket, holding it out to Ilya in his palm.

    Ilya grabbed it and examined it closely, turning it over a few times before locking eyes with Shane, his lids only half open. "You did this, yes?"

    "Yes baby, want you to relax tonight," Shane said with a smile.

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    Ilya gets high and Shane wants to use him

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    Coy sits on the rooftop with his knees tucked under his chin and a window pressed against his back. A nondescript bottle of booze sits next to him, acting like an unorthodox friend. Rose flushes his cheeks, his pupils swallow evergreen irises, and his hair makes the impression that he's been standing in high-speed winds. He looks like the stereotypical drunk. Anthony would find it endearing if he wasn't worried sick.

    "Coy," Anthony breathes.

    Anthony acts irrationally. He blames Coy. Oh, and also the alcohol.

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  10. 7

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    after years of avoiding each other, a divorced couple finally meets again. their daughters wedding forced them to be in each others company for longer than a few seconds. things are awkward, hongjoong nearly dies inside, and seonghwa is being his annoying, confident self.

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  11. 49

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    The first two times, Hayden had only watched them from a respectable distance as he got himself off to the sight of Shane and Ilya together. There was enough plausible deniability in that he hadn’t been involved in any physical way, so what Ilya was suggesting would completely destroy any notion that Shane exclusively got off only by being watched by his best friend. But as Shane felt Ilya grind his hard length into his thigh, it seemed his husband was just as turned on by the idea of going further.

    And Shane…would Shane even want that? Hayden’s hands joining Ilya’s as they roamed over his body? Two mouths instead of one fighting for territory as they took turns kissing him? God, Shane was already growing hard in his designer slacks, giving him a pretty clear answer.

    “Don’t lie,” Ilya growled into his neck, nipping at Shane’s throat before continuing, “You’re already hard at the idea. You love being filled by one dick, imagine how sexy you would look taking two.”

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    or: after only watching shane and ilya the last two times, hayden pike might finally be getting what he's always wanted

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    Will add more tags and a summary later but basically Peter gets drunk and Wade helps him take care of himself then they have sex on top of a bridge.

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    There are three things Will and Mike learn on a random afternoon after high school graduation:

    - Teen magazine quizzes are way more intense than expected.
    - They are wildly unprepared for college.
    - Taking advice from anonymous “fever confessions” is a terrible idea.

    Unfortunately, they only realize the third one after they’ve already started acting on the first two.

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    Will and Mike accidentally read a very inappropriate teen magazine and decide the best way to prepare for college is to practice being less inexperienced… on each other.

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    “Lemme take care of you, Red Hood,” Danny says, voice a rumble in his throat.

    Red Hood's hands are loose on Danny's shoulders, but Danny doesn't push them away. He reaches over and sets his other hand on Red Hood's bared wrist.

    Red Hood's pulse is racing beneath his fingertips.

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    Hermione returns to Hogwarts for eighth year to carry out her Head Girl duties, finish her education, and perhaps do some semblance of healing after the War, all while carrying a secret that only Draco Malfoy knows.

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    Or, Hermione is pregnant and keeping it, Draco is the father and stressed, and everyone else hasn’t a clue.

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    The BAU team learns about some of Reid's past relationships during game night.

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    In their first summer after being outed, Shane finally accepts that invite to Bood's backyard barbecue. It could have been a relaxing night. But Ilya's brought vodka. And the Centaurs brought questions. Might as well rip off the band aid before he signs with Ottawa.

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    How many shots is it worth to know what your Captain likes in bed?

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    Hal and Dave have a fight, a reflection on snake from post shadow moses - beginning of their relationship.

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    “We were best friends, isn't that the epitome of homosexuality?” Sasuke said.
    Naruto let out a comical huff that lightened the mood. 
    “Yeah, we’re a damn cliché.”
     They both started laughing, and the bottle was now empty.
     Inside Sasuke's system, the alcohol was just a warm engine, as if the years had flown by, transcending his own emotions.

    Sasuke returns to Konoha after seven long years, and he's immediately caught in the pull of his old crush, Naruto Uzumaki. Have they changed at all since he left? They're about to find out in a tipsy night.

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  20. 39

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    Telemachus is silent. "I get so angry with myself. If only–"

    "They would have ganged up on you regardless."

    Telemachus nods, he blinks slowly, tiredly. He's going to fall asleep at the table, and while Odysseus is strong he doesn't think he can carry his son all the way back to the prince's quarters.

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