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    “How long?”

    Shane was shaking.

    “Coach?”

    “How long have you been fucking Ilya Rozanov?”

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    Instead of getting injured during the game after Tampa, pictures are released exposing the secret relationship between Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander. The two rival captains are forced to choose between everything they've spent years building and the person they never quite learned how to let go.

    Unfortunately, neither of them has ever been particularly good at walking away.

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    “Who are you talking to?” Sveta is looking with a raised eyebrow, at Ilya’s delighted face.

    “Ah, I am talking to my catfish.”

    “What do you mean, your catfish?” Ilya angles the phone so Sveta can see the shirtless picture on the screen.

    “This guy is pretending to be Shane Hollander on Grindr. It’s pretty funny. He’s cropped the face out, but he’s using pictures from the billboard next to my apartment.”

    Or: Ilya Rozanov is sure he's being catfished- why would the real Shane Hollander be on Grindr, talking to random university of Ottawa students? But the more he talks to Wayne, the more he starts to like him, and the more he wishes Wayne would just come clean so they can finally be together.

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    Or: Agent Grapes and his Very Questionable Cover Decisions.

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    Alternate Title: Shane Hollander: Stanley Cup Winner, Accidental Dog Sitter

    Shane: Is this Ilya Rozanov?
    Unknown number: no
    Shane: Oh, but the dog collar had this number.
    Unknown Number: What? What dog collar? What are you talking about?
    Shane: I'm Shane Hollander.
    Shane: I have your dog.
    Unknown Number: Is this ransom threat?
    Unknown Number: Did you kidnap my dog?

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    In which Stiles is a hooker (but not really), Derek wants to feed his skinny little body, and there is soup. Not necessarily in that order.

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  6. 57

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    Alternative Relationship Reveals- All the different ways they didn't get found out

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  7. 55

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    Baekhyun has no idea what she's getting into when she joins the roller derby team. A tiny jammer by the name of Kyungsoo (derby name Satan) body slamming into her and knocking the breath out of her within the first five minutes of practice isn't it

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    Kirishima somehow accidentally becomes a supervillain, because that's something that normally happens, right?

    (It doesn't. Kirishima is just abnormally, astronomically, and exceptionally unlucky.)

    In which Kirishima is always in the wrong place at the wrong time and has convinced half of the hero ranks that he's some sort of diabolical mastermind who keeps getting away. When in reality, he's just a simple barista with big dreams and an even bigger crush on the manly hero who always orders a caramel macchiato.

    ...and also happens to be trying to throw Kirishima into prison.

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    “I require your assistance for a personal matter.”

    “A personal matter,” Tim echoes, bewildered.

    “Yes. I need a ride.”

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    As a last resort, Damian calls Tim to rescue him from a classmate’s birthday party. Tim finds the situation hilarious. Until he doesn’t.

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    By the end of the Third Shinobi War, she gained a spot in most Bingo Books with various monikers attached to her name: “Poison Apple,” “Bloody Princess,” and “The Mad Butcher.” However, a small handful of Leaf ninja had another moniker for her: "The Bloody Oracle of Kiri".

    Or: An SI/OC who's already got a screwed up moral compass and fits right in with the Bloody Mist.

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    Lestat: I TOLD YOU one million times to stop setting me up on your stupid fucking blind dates!! I have a boyfriend

    Lestat is in a long distance relationship with his highschool sweetheart who his friends have never met. They all get to know each other.

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    As the company leaves the safety of Beorn's home, Bilbo lets slip (in polite conversation) that romantically, he favours males over females - after a stunned silence, the dwarves lay down their arms, and begin a massive and hectic brawl.
    Bilbo is pulled gently away to watch but is nervous and confused, he finally finds out that he is essentially the prize of this 'honour fight'.
    May the best dwarf win *cough Thorin*

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    Jabbers in desperate need of a lock detox and retwist luckily her amazing but bitchy girlfriend will do it for her and whos jabber to complain shes quiet enjoying the veiw
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    This is kinda short

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  16. 34

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    A collection of mini-stories that may or may not contain sticky smut.

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    Jabber understood the value of secrecy-- really, he did. Still, when that crew of "Cleaners" begin to disrupt Zodyl's plans while sporting full-masks and goofy outfits, he couldn't quite take it seriously.

    At least his favourite Cleaner, the blondie with the stick, always showed him a good time! Wonder how he looks under there!

    or: secret identity (but not really) shenanigans

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    “You haven’t even seen the fanfics they wrote about you two,” Luka teased, making Till blink. “There are way too many.”
    “Fanfics?”
    “You know, fictional scenarios written mostly by hormonal girls without parental supervision,” Luka explained wisely. “Most of them tend to be explicit or contain adult content.”
    Till listened to the explanation with a pale face, unable to believe what he was hearing.
    “Stories about me and Ivan?” he stammered.
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    In short, streamers Ivan and Till react to weird fanfiction stories live

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    While in search of a roommate, Ilya comes across an interesting Facebook Marketplace listing from Shane Hollander.

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    SHANE: Lily.
    LILY: Hello
    SHANE: Dead to me.
    What the actual fuck?
    LILY: ??
    SHANE: what. The. Hell. Did. You. Do.
    LILY: ahh
    I am in trouble
    Yes?

     
    Or Ilya's teammates add "Jane" to the Boston WAG group chat in the height of their "no, we aren't falling in love, whatever do you mean" era (2014-2016-ish?).

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