CrabWalkTheLine
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"I know you don’t like promises," Newton tells him when they first toe the drawn line, "So what about a plan instead?"
Hermann measures this offer.
IF (plan does work) = TRUE, THEN DO (resonate), RESULT (solution).
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H: This couples therapy AI I built is just a precaution, just to check the box and move forward.
N: Oh totally, totally… I don’t even know what issues we have that could fill up a full hour session.
D: Would you like to?
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Hermann and Newt engage in couples therapy with a haphazardly cobbled together AI. It gains just enough sentience to be unimpressed. -
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Hermann knew this moment was coming when he let Newt wander out of conversations, out of the room, out of the country, but had supposed he would be up for the task by the time he had to be. As it stood, he had unfortunately also let himself wander out of thoughts, out of appraisals, out of this responsibility.
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Full disclosure of how intensely they drifted is a risk Hermann cannot allow, if their freedom is to be retained. This was less of a risk and more of a paranoid fantasy before they decided to accept a live television interview broadcast where every alien microbehavior would be on display.
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When rest isn’t restful,
when work isn’t working,
when contentious isn’t contentment,
The literal eleventh hour enriches the figurative
As heartily as the soil below, above, and within
Pompeii loversor
Hermann and Newt pine for each other like their lives depend on it.
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Guilt is an emotion Jon has been intimately familiar with his entire life.
When he wakes up from his coma, he feels it more than ever.
"When has your guilt, or your sadness, or your hand-wringing ever actually stopped you from doing what it wants?"
What if Jon takes what Helen said to heart?
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My take on Georgie and Jon's relationship and breakup. I wanted to explore the idea that Georgie wasn't understanding and accepting of Jon's asexuality right away, and that maybe she had a larger role in the breakup than Jon did. Sometimes it takes people a while to get their head around things, even if they are kind and understanding people at heart.
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Snap, Snap by Kaiel
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Addams Family - All Media Types
08 Nov 2022
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I feel like there should be at least one tma/Addams family crossover.
So what if Jon was an Addams?
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jonathan sims: Remember when you said you’d do anything for me? Like, you meant it as a joke and you were sloshed out of your mind and i get that but you did say it? did you mean that?
gdelano: uh
gdelano: ...what happened?
jonathan sims: A LOT :(
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The Spider lied, as is her nature. If the Fears are banished to another universe, they will be just as cruel, just as present, and just as destructive as they are in this one--but with a far greater supply of victims. They cannot be transposed, only starved, and Jonathan Sims has resolved to do just that. But with the Eye now a fundamental part of him, it will be harder than ever to stay true to his mission, instead of succumbing to the dark hunger that also soothes and feeds him...