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    What I wanted to write was a quick one-shot that explored the idea of Harry being the biological son of Voldemort, only Voldemort doesn't know he has a son and is also as evil as ever. Meanwhile, Harry is just a charismatic kid with a snake and ridiculously powerful magic.

    It turned into a series rewrite.

    Here's book four.

    Features: a Harry Potter that has a bad feeling about this one, an Oliver Wood who's just heard of this new show called Friends and he's about to make that everyone else's problem, a Tom Riddle that has a REALLY bad feeling about this one, a Draco Malfoy that has done really pretty admirably not being dragged into the narrative for the last couple books if you really think about it, and both Sirius and Remus who are just. They're doing their best, they really are.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Harry Potter is the great-grandson of Bucky Barnes, Tony Stark knows magic exists, and Loki has recently befriended the Weasley twins... Harry is about to start his second year at Hogwarts, AIM is a thing that exists, and Steve Rogers is trying to infiltrate HYDRA.

    What's the worst that could happen?

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    31 May 2026

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    Tony knew this speech. He knew it too damn well.

    Because it was His speech.

    He created it.

    Every now and then someone would come and claim that their child was his, and Tony would give them the speech.

    He repeated it enough times to master, perfect and make it his bitch.

    But why the hell was he hearing this speech from the only child in the world that actually could be his?!

    ‘Mr Stark, can you imagine how many people come and try to claim custody over The Harry Potter each year?’

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    21 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 40

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    “Introducing the Digital Adventure and Real Engagement for Youth Outreach Utilization initiative!

    Or, in other words, I dare you to take on this challenge… if you’re brave enough.”

    Brave enough? Or bold enough? Chaotic enough? Bored enough?

    • Best friends and wildly popular YouTubers, Harry Stark & Ron Weasley, are ready to take on the challenge.
    • Best friends and bad-at-their-jobs-podcasters, Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers, are ready to take on the challenge.
    • Best friends and aspiring documentary filmmakers, Hermione Granger and Lavender Brown, were not really prepared for the challenge of dealing with idiots.

    I double dog dare you to not laugh at their cross-country antics.

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    20 May 2026

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    Voldemort is dead, and somehow Harry is still alive.

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    20 May 2026