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    All Hail the Dark Lord, Or Something Idiotic Like That by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    11 Feb 2024

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    Harry Potter had a plan...it wasn't a very good plan, but at least it was simple.

    Step 1: Don't die from the insanely difficult ritual
    Step 2: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible before getting killed and/or arrested

    As it goes, it was really simple...until it became clear he wasn't traveling back in time alone. Now the whole plan has to change.

    Step 1: Don't die from the ritual
    Step 2: Kill off current Dark Lord
    Step 3: Establish following to become new Dark Lord
    Step 4: Overthrow Ministry
    Step 5: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible
    Step 6: Keep boyfriend alive and not mad at him

    It was a work in progress, but plans hadn't worked out well for Harry in the past regardless. Oh well, it's not like he could make things worse...

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    21 Jun 2026

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    A Hunter at Hogwarts by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Supernatural (TV 2005)  

    31 May 2026

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    Just after his eleventh birthday, Sam Winchester received a letter dropped off by an owl of all things. Dean Winchester knew two things: First, their dad would absolutely kill a wizard, even if he was family, and second, this Ilvermorny place was not far enough away from their father by any stretch of the imagination.

    Harry Potter chose a very important train compartment on his first ride to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. There was a small boy sitting alone in the compartment reading, and this boy had on his person three knives and a bottle of holy water. Harry Potter had found his people.

    Severus Snape thought he must be extremely unlucky to be the only faculty member at the school who had a muggle landline phone at his summer residence…unlucky, but also so very thankful. Because after countless shocking, concerning, and frankly bizarre calls from one of his students’ guardians each summer, a Dean Winchester, well, Severus’s life was taking on a completely new and welcome direction.

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    31 May 2026

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    pieces of me on the bed sheet by

    Fandoms: High Potential (TV)  

    06 Apr 2026

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    "Morgan," he says, his voice lower this time. "What are you doing here?" He takes a step into the house as well, causing her to step further back.

    Still, she doesn't say anything. And it's driving him absolutely insane.

    "I don't want to think," she finally answers. "About today."

    "What about today?" Wagner asks, stepping closer to her. Although he had been swimming, she could still smell his cologne, sandalwood and bergamont. He tilts her chin up gently with his finger, getting her to look at him.

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    Morgan is feeling really really messed up (my take on s2e17 + spoilers for s2e18 promo)

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    13 Apr 2026

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    Attorney-Client Privilege by

    Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn  

    05 Dec 2024

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    Anthony Bridgerton is reeling from a series of personal and professional missteps when his family hires Kate Sharma to serve as General Counsel and Chief Legal Officer of the Bridgerton family office.

    Anthony views Kate as living proof that his family no longer trusts him or his judgment. Kate thinks Anthony is the most arrogant, unlikeable man she has ever met.

    When they actually start working together, they both quickly realize that the truth—like their feelings for one another—is far more complicated.

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    09 Apr 2026

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    Accidental Warlord Discord Drabbles by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types  

    18 Oct 2024

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    Some short fics I wrote on the AWAU Discord server which didn't feel long enough or polished enough to post as their own fics. They won't make much sense without having read The Accidental Warlord and His Pack

    The AWAU server can be a silly place, and that's all the justification I'm going to give for these silly stories.

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    24 Feb 2026