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All Hail the Dark Lord, Or Something Idiotic Like That by NinjaPandaScholar
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Feb 2024
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Harry Potter had a plan...it wasn't a very good plan, but at least it was simple.
Step 1: Don't die from the insanely difficult ritual
Step 2: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible before getting killed and/or arrestedAs it goes, it was really simple...until it became clear he wasn't traveling back in time alone. Now the whole plan has to change.
Step 1: Don't die from the ritual
Step 2: Kill off current Dark Lord
Step 3: Establish following to become new Dark Lord
Step 4: Overthrow Ministry
Step 5: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible
Step 6: Keep boyfriend alive and not mad at himIt was a work in progress, but plans hadn't worked out well for Harry in the past regardless. Oh well, it's not like he could make things worse...
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- English
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- 270,551
- Chapters:
- 42/42
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- 100
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- 3,399
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21 Jun 2026
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A Hunter at Hogwarts by NinjaPandaScholar
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Supernatural (TV 2005)
31 May 2026
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Just after his eleventh birthday, Sam Winchester received a letter dropped off by an owl of all things. Dean Winchester knew two things: First, their dad would absolutely kill a wizard, even if he was family, and second, this Ilvermorny place was not far enough away from their father by any stretch of the imagination.
Harry Potter chose a very important train compartment on his first ride to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. There was a small boy sitting alone in the compartment reading, and this boy had on his person three knives and a bottle of holy water. Harry Potter had found his people.
Severus Snape thought he must be extremely unlucky to be the only faculty member at the school who had a muggle landline phone at his summer residence…unlucky, but also so very thankful. Because after countless shocking, concerning, and frankly bizarre calls from one of his students’ guardians each summer, a Dean Winchester, well, Severus’s life was taking on a completely new and welcome direction.
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- English
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- 342,137
- Chapters:
- 49/49
- Collections:
- 14
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- 5,179
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31 May 2026
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"Morgan," he says, his voice lower this time. "What are you doing here?" He takes a step into the house as well, causing her to step further back.
Still, she doesn't say anything. And it's driving him absolutely insane.
"I don't want to think," she finally answers. "About today."
"What about today?" Wagner asks, stepping closer to her. Although he had been swimming, she could still smell his cologne, sandalwood and bergamont. He tilts her chin up gently with his finger, getting her to look at him.
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Morgan is feeling really really messed up (my take on s2e17 + spoilers for s2e18 promo)Bookmarked by Schemist
13 Apr 2026
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Attorney-Client Privilege by caciopepebowl
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
05 Dec 2024
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Anthony Bridgerton is reeling from a series of personal and professional missteps when his family hires Kate Sharma to serve as General Counsel and Chief Legal Officer of the Bridgerton family office.
Anthony views Kate as living proof that his family no longer trusts him or his judgment. Kate thinks Anthony is the most arrogant, unlikeable man she has ever met.
When they actually start working together, they both quickly realize that the truth—like their feelings for one another—is far more complicated.
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- 230,226
- Chapters:
- 25/25
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- 3,028
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09 Apr 2026
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Accidental Warlord Discord Drabbles by KaedweniTome
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
18 Oct 2024
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Some short fics I wrote on the AWAU Discord server which didn't feel long enough or polished enough to post as their own fics. They won't make much sense without having read The Accidental Warlord and His Pack
The AWAU server can be a silly place, and that's all the justification I'm going to give for these silly stories.
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24 Feb 2026
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Cahir and the Bear (and Cat…and Griffin…) by sinspiration
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
03 Mar 2026
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"A great honor," they called it. To be given the chance to win victory for the Empire as one of the seven knights chosen to battle in this sun-forsaken ring.
It would have been more honest to call it a death sentence.
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07 Feb 2026
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An Autocorrect Arrangement by vinkunwildflowerqueen
Fandoms: Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman, Wicked - All Media Types
19 Jan 2023
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Fiyero really needs to learn to proofread his texts before he sends them.
Because now, thanks to the joys of autocorrect, Fiyero's family is somehow under the impression that he's dating Elphaba, and worse, they're expecting her to join him in the Vinkus for Lurlinemas.
Because Elphaba is a great friend, she agrees to go along with the ruse.
It's just like something out of those cheesy, sappy Lurlinemas movies on the Quillark channel that Galinda loves- a couple pretend to be in love. Except those ones always end with the couple falling in love for real. And there's no way that's ever going to happen.
Featured tropes as voted by readers.
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- English
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- 61,154
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- 20/20
- Comments:
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- 15,988
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09 Dec 2025
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Love, Fae & Yero by elphabaoftheopera
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman, Wicked (Movie 2024), The Wicked Years Series - Gregory Maguire
27 Nov 2022
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Elphaba had no friends. She didn't see The Ozian Pen Pal Program changing that any time soon. However, when she begins an unexpectedly profound correspondence with a match known only to her as Yero, she must make a choice. Is letting someone know the real you worth the risk...or is it safer to live your life anonymously? AU. Fiyeraba.
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 35/35
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- 381
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- 28,993
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06 Dec 2025
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Ding Dong: A Time Travel Story by Inspired_Pages for light_loves_the_dark
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked (Movie 2024), Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman
12 Dec 2024
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“You know, you could just show off your magic in front of Morrible again and we can skip all this,” Fiyero whispered to her, wrapping an arm around her waist.
“I’d rather stay off of her radar, thank you very much. When I destroy both her and the wizard, I’d rather they not see it coming,” Elphaba whispered back, failing to keep the vitriol out of her voice.
Or: Elphaba and Fiyero travel back in time from Dorothy's 'defeat' of the wicked witch. Things are going to be better this time around.
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- English
- Words:
- 12,415
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Comments:
- 324
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- 3,764
- Bookmarks:
- 911
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- 40,418
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04 Dec 2025
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"and I can't remember
the last time I felt holy,
the last time I offered
myself as sanctuary"-Aaron Smith, Boston
Or: The Big Damn Trent/Ted BDSM Series that started as a one-shot and became a 60K+ character study.
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- 3
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29 Jul 2025
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Ted Lasso: Schrodinger's Witch.
Or, the one where AFC Richmond are leading the Premier League table, and Trent Crimm and the rest of the British press are slowly losing their minds as a result.
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- English
- Words:
- 22,449
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 575
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20 Jul 2025
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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- English
- Words:
- 199,548
- Chapters:
- 36/36
- Collections:
- 206
- Comments:
- 13,457
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- 101,694
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01 Feb 2025
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Jaskier doesn’t actually know how much time has passed since the black-cloaked Nilfgaardians grab him after a performance in a shitty tavern in the backcountry of northern Kaedwen. He’d assumed--foolishly, apparently--that he was far enough north that any Nilfgaardian soldiers would be few and far between, likely just scouts or even deserters. It would have been hard to actually get any further north--the little backwater town where he’d been singing was just a day from the mountains. Anymore travel, and he’d find himself skirting the Trail up to Kaer Morhen, the Warlord’s Keep, and, well. He’s brazen, but not that brazen.
(or: a wandering bard bites off more than he can chew with the political ballads, accidentally makes friends with a princess in exile, and finds the Warlord of the North in his debt.)
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- Part 1 of the roads we walk
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- English
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- 67,217
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 921
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15 Mar 2024
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A Modern AU based in Cambridge (UK). The witchers are former special forces personnel dealing with the trauma of their final mission. Jaskier's a young university student with a crush on his professor's assistant. Two very different worlds collide. Trauma recovery, post-traumatic stress disorder, alcoholism, found family, with some light touches of BDSM as part of a couple's sex life (aka, not at the heart of the story).
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08 Oct 2023
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The Accidental Warlord and His Pack - Recommended Reading Order by inexplicifics
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
01 May 2026
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This is the Accidental Warlord and His Pack series, reorganized in an order that makes a little more sense. It's not precisely chronological, since some of the backstories are set well before With a Conquering Air, but it should flow nicely.
If you're interested in talking about this series, please come join the Discord server!
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- 55
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- 2,322
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28 Jul 2023
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The Road to Kaer Morhen by im_fairly_witty
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
19 Mar 2022
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Geralt and Jaskier have successfully retrieved Ciri just in the nick of time, but now must travel to the safety of Kaer Morhen with her and Mousesack the druid while Nilfgaard is searching for them. Geralt's ability to turn into a wolf comes in handy, a mysteriously magical death unearths the beginning of a mystery he can't resist chasing, and he realizes that for Ciri's sake he must face the heretofore unaddressed relationship failings of his past.
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- Part 5 of The Witcher Wolf
- Language:
- English
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- 14,888
- Chapters:
- 7/?
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 310
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- 2,653
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- 261
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- 28,304
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18 Jul 2023
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Draco doesn't believe in sex before marriage. Charlie's found a loophole.
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- 3,569
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
- Comments:
- 76
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- 2,092
- Bookmarks:
- 280
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- 45,294
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08 May 2023
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(This fic contains NO SPOILERS for Endgame)
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Tony is sitting on his ass, trying to catch his breath in the dust of an alien planet when the Avengers take their vote.
It goes as expected.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 25,852
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 33
- Comments:
- 537
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- 7,306
- Bookmarks:
- 2,389
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- 94,376
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13 Apr 2023
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Pansy Parkinson needed a drink.
And a shag.
She didn't care in which order.
Enter: Neville fucking Longbottom and his rolled up sleeves.Set in LovesBitca8's Rights and Wrongs AU.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 24,927
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 34
- Comments:
- 1,046
- Kudos:
- 10,536
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- 3,442
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- 190,906
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09 Mar 2023
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Severus Snape wakes up after the war to find that over twenty years have passed and Nagini's venom has wreaked havoc on his body. While he searches for a way to heal the damage, Severus has to find a way to come to terms with the new world into which he's awoken as well as the ancient magic that helped to bring him back.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 84,027
- Chapters:
- 25/25
- Collections:
- 14
- Comments:
- 905
- Kudos:
- 7,739
- Bookmarks:
- 1,898
- Hits:
- 144,620
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12 Feb 2023