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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    Shane and Ilya tag along on Yuna’s and David’s brief vacation in Japan. They stop by an unassuming KFC to grab lunch and end up in the front row of a very public . . . situation.

    Or: Shane and Ilya witness the infamous break-up of Gojo Satoru and Getou Suguru.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    “I killed those people.” Suguru is speaking too slowly. Satoru knows with certainty, and therefore dread, that the morality martyr is getting weird ideas. “Two of them, and I killed them both.”

    “I figured.” Satoru does not care. Not about the dead men, and only barely about the little girls.

    “Maybe you should kill me.” As if saying it once is not enough, into the shocked silence, Suguru nods, and repeats, “Yeah. You should kill me. That would have meaning.”

    And, y’know what? That's enough of that, fuck that bastard, really.

     

    or: stsg stress-adopt several children

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    05 Jul 2026

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    “You realize,” Suguru says, tugging lightly his binding, the seals suppressing his cursed energy, and he can only just barely keep the molten frustration on his tongue from burning the flat silk of his voice, “that this is a kidnapping.”

    “So harsh!” Tsukumo laughs, “Think of it as a dubiously consensual internship! Fully paid, 'promise!”

    //OR: Tsukumo sees the blaring red flags painted all over Getō, and decides to do something about it.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    “Sakura,” That was the first thing his older cousin ever said to him. "Run."

    The words were imbued with the incantation of their family’s spell, woven onto their matching tongues. It was a curse that would stay with him forever.

    (Sakura Haruka is not an Inumaki anymore, but he can't help but remember each time he looks into the mirror. How could he even try to forget, when the reminder is carved onto his face, like a muzzle he can never remove?)

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    05 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 91

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    Kirby: don't know if I should laugh or cry bc now Sukuna will be even more insufferable

    Skunk: watch it kid.

    Kirby: ... we have 4 eyes I'm pretty sure I've been watching it

    Skunk: are you sassing me??

    Kirby: have been for the past... 2 months idk

    Kirby: you're only now noticing?

    Skunk: should have never revived you

    Kirby: but ya did!

    Wreck-It Ralph: am I the only person who thought of the "Should've left you at that street corner where you were standing - But Ya didn't" meme?

    Umbreon: oh not at all I just didn't want to get involved

     

    Or: Another chatfic in which Gojo is a menace, Sukuna quotes mean girls, every student probably gets adopted by one of the "adults"
    And in between all that everyone is just 0.0001 seconds away from bashing in each other's skulls

    (Also Junpei and Getou live because dammit!!!!)

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    05 Jul 2026

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