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    When one of their campers gets bullied for letting his sisters paint his nails, Ilya decides to show him it’s perfectly normal for a boy to wear nail polish if he wants to. Some of the League decides this is a personal attack. They want an attack? Shane's more than happy to provide it.

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    Keep my husband's name out of your fucking mouth.

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    “No, they don’t leave me totally alone.” Tim hurriedly explained. “My neighbor Bruce Wayne looks after me.”

    Batman stared at him for a long while. “Bruce Wayne.” He parroted slowly.

    (A young Tim Drake gets kidnapped by Falcone. When Batman rescues him, Tim tells Batman that Bruce Wayne is his temporary guardian. Oddly enough, Batman isn’t fooled by this perfect cover story.)

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    28 Jun 2026

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    It's not *Tim's* fault Batman slept with his mom sixteen years ago, or Tim's fault that Bruce Wayne regrets signing away his parental rights fifteen years ago, but Jack Drake sure thinks it is. Now Damian is bugging him about cows and family and Jason and Dick won't stop kidnapping him and Bruce is acting like court orders don't matter, like he doesn't have a huge bat-shaped secret to protect from literally the whole freaking world.

    Why is Tim the only functioning adult in this situation?

    This was supposed to be coated in angst, but it fell in the fluff bucket instead. (So, update, some people are saying this may not be as fluffy as I am advertising it. I plead the 5th.)

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    28 Jun 2026

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    When Gwaine finds himself in a bind and can’t attend his latest gig as a pretend rental boyfriend, he begs Merlin to cover for him. A certain blond is worried about how his father would react to him bringing a boyfriend home for Christmas but doesn’t want to subject a real boyfriend to the potential backlash. With the amount of money being offered, and Merlin’s conscience reminding him that this is the first time the reason for a rental boyfriend makes perfect sense, Merlin can’t bring himself to let Gwaine - or the client - down.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Merlin and Arthur lose their horses while crossing a stream and are forced to seek shelter overnight in a cave while their clothes dry. Arthur is woken by Merlin whimpering and squirming beside him. At first Arthur believes it is a nightmare and tries to wake his manservant, but Arthur soon finds that Merlin's dreams are of a more explicit nature.

    And a sleepy Merlin doesn't know how to keep secrets.

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