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    Soundwave is giving his report on the recent development of Decepticon morale, when he notices an Autobot spy approaching. Realizing that he needs to hide what they’re discussing, he quickly switches the subject to something else.

    Maybe tricking the Autobots into believing that he, Starscream and Megatron were in a polyamorous sexual relationship wasn’t the smartest or brightest idea Soundwave had ever come up with, but it was certainly the funniest.

    On the Autobot side, there are three mechs who just lost the mech they were interested in. They are going to get Megatron, Starscream and Soundwave back one way or another.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    “Your flyboy has a point -” you say, snarling loud enough to hide the shaking in your voice “ I got a B- in chemistry. You want someone with a Ph.D. Why don’t you do us both a favor and finish killing me? Why don’t you go get the right human?!”

    “Because, fleshling, if this is how you react with your options whittled down to the nub-” the moonlight glints wickedly off his fangs as his grin twists into a full blown Cheshire cat smile “-then I believe we have found the right human.”

    (Smut located on chapters 49-52 if that's what you're looking for)

    Hiatus OVER bitches TY so much for your patience <3

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Orion Pax knows there's a word for what Megatronus means to him. He just can't quite put his finger on what it is.

    Which is probably how he missed the moment where he asked Megatronus to marry him.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    It has been 50 years since Shockwave was separated from his sparkling Bumblebee. A heart grows fonder with distance yet desperation grows as well. He just needs to make everything be perfect, then nothing will tear them apart again.

    Bumblebee is finding his dad is acting very differently from what he remembers but it's fine... right?
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    Shockdad the sequel now dealing with the events of canon and Shockwave is being Very Normal about it.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    “In all of my time of experience no life has ever been able to have been created from me, indirectly and not. All would be soon destroyed after its creation. So tell me how this planet is different? What changed?”

    Optimus looked at Unicron, now at his height he could clearly see the confusion on his face, perhaps a smidge of pain if he was reading the God's expression right.

     

    Or Unicron finds out about humanity, adopts them, then immediately gives them drugs.

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    28 Jun 2026