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    Оставаться было страшно, но бежать — ещё страшнее. Страх перед неизвестностью преследовал её с той самой ночи, как она покинула родной дом и с головой окунулась в мир взрослых. Предсказуемый кошмар будней уже начал казаться спасением — к понятному злу привыкаешь мучительно, но быстро... Так почему её хрупкий мир снова разлетелся на осколки? Как всё снова обернулось катастрофой, заставив её бежать бок о бок с монстром, который и был всему виной?

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    Русский
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    10,843
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Hits:
    10
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    Staying behind was terrifying, but running away was even more frightening. The fear of the unknown had been haunting her since the very night she left her childhood home and plunged headfirst into the adult world. The predictable nightmare of everyday life had already begun to seem like a sanctuary — you adapt to a familiar evil painfully, but quickly... So why did her fragile world shatter into pieces again? How did everything turn into a catastrophe once more, forcing her to flee side by side with the monster who was to blame for it all?

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    English
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    13,326
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    16
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    “What if Cyllene had to use the Red Chain to save Hisui?”

    For two years, Cyllene has lived in Hisui, acting as Captain of the Galaxy Team Survey Corps and studying Pokémon. It's a job she never knew she'd take — a job she doesn't entirely like — and her work grows more stressful every day with fires, bandits, and that ominous rift in the sky.

    Then Cyllene meets Guildmaster Ginter. From grumpy pest to unlikely friend, the old man's fate soon grows tangled with hers. For Ginter is more than a merchant slouching outside Galaxy Hall. He hides a grave secret in the pack he carries — an artifact from the beginning of time, whose powers Cyllene can control, and whose mystery concerns the fate of the world itself.

    It's nonsense, she knows, and yet there must be more to life than meeting her death in the wilds.

    [A twisted rewrite/reimagining of Pokémon Legends: Arceus]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    211,231
    Chapters:
    63/?
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    5,429
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    Yuna accidentally discovers Ilya's and Shane's collection of sex toys.
    Ilya has never been more mortified in his entire life, and is freaking out (on the inside AND on the outside)
    David is... intrigued. Curious.
    And Shane... well, Shane behaves differently than expected

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,511
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1,847
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    A tournament of some sort is being held in a kingdom of some sort.

    Harry's there, but he's not like other girls. Tom might be there.

    Some stuff happens.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    955
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    60
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    Хеталия мила, смешна и стилна!
    Ти си в ОПА, ОПА е в тебе!
    Нациите не са само красиви момчета!
    Стиховете им забележи,
    в главите им се вмъкни!

    Не очаквай велики рими, читателю мил!
    Жълтото не е туберкулоза, а петно –
    от мазна мекица оставено,
    в модерната епоха омазано!

    Series
    Language:
    Български
    Words:
    35,909
    Chapters:
    116/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    505
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    What if Tori Vega’s first day at Hollywood Arts went a little differently?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    877
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    1
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    50
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    As soon as she saw them, Marcille effortlessly transitioned into the role of the perfect hostess, stepping around the table to greet them, her smile positively beaming. Kabru gave a nod as she approached, instantly regretting having come empty-handed to the party even though he was not expected to bring anything this time. He received a surprisingly enthusiastic handshake, while Laios got a quick, obligatory hug, the kind where the participants' bodies didn't actually touch at all even though it seemed like they would, with hands awkwardly hovering in the air just above the other's back. Was it Laios that kept his distance for fear of making Marcille uncomfortable, or was it something she insisted on? Well, they seemed satisfied with it, in any case. Once the greetings were done, they finally took their seat around the table. Kabru watched Laios from the corner of his eye as he sat in the chair, and let out a discreet sigh of relief when he managed to settle in.

    Series
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    English
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    4,380
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    18
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    Honeygrin’s new contract as court jester and teacher takes her to the island of Stynewallen, where a particularly incorrigible princess is reportedly waiting for her.

    What she had expected was a manageable task and a new, very risqué adventure in which she could put her special disciplinary methods into practice.

    What she hadn’t expected was an experience that would make her question her own life.

     

    From CH3:

     

    “Ask. Don't make a demand,” Honeygrin whispered. Her lips were so close to Dagny’s neck that every letter she uttered brushed against the fine hairs there.

    “P-please."

    Honeygrin once again pressed her lips gently against Dagny’s neck. She wasn’t kissing her; she just let them rest there, breathing in, breathing out, breathing in.

    “Oh, please,” Dagny whispered, clutching Honeygrin’s arms, which were still wrapped around her, a little tighter. Honeygrin’s breath was so warm and felt so good. “I won’t beg for it,” she said in a final attempt to sound defiant, but it came out more like a shaky whisper. Dagny tried with all her might to stop herself from pressing her neck against Honeygrin’s lips.

    “You’re already doing that,” Honeygrin whispered.

    Language:
    English
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    7,770
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    327
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    Qi Ye AU. Lin Shu, similarly to Jing Qi, gets reincarnated into his old body time and time again, failing and failing to prevent the Chiyan massacre from happening.

    There is one strategy he hasn't tried yet.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,072
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    2
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    Rotting away in the room didn't seem to be a good enough punishment for Jacqueline so she got an invitation to the Devildom, where her life got more... climactic at the very least. Now she must survive in the world of demons for a year, expected to complete tasks and get the hell out, but fate seems to have cruel ideas for this poor woman and the remaining of her sanity. At least she has her ruby to help her through this... right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    60,403
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    797
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    Pantalone: @Il_Dottore, I'm in one of my mood where when I see you I want to pin you to my desk and fuck you raw until you passed out

    Il Dottore: ..... Ew????

    Sandrone: NOT IN THE GROUPCHAT YOU FUCKED UP BITCH!!!
    Sandrone: DISGUSTING!!!
    Sandrone: HAVE SOME DECENCY!!!

    Il Dottore: I am not associated with him and whatever he's going through-

    -

    Capitano: She's literally the same women who ate a plastic plate assuming it's edible

    Columbina: why Plastic if it's not edible?

    Capitano: .... Plastic aren't meant to be edible

    Columbina: They're not?

    Tartaglia: They're not?

    Il Dottore (Beta): They're not???

    Tartaglia: Could've fooled me, They taste delicious

    Columbina: He's right.
    Columbina: Just like sand!

    Pierro: .... I think some of us should return back to School, Just for reassurance.
    Pierro: and ask the Doctor to check your stomach

    Columbina: The Doctor should check his own stomach! See if there's any fetus in it again!

    Il Dottore: STOP

    [God I'm obsessed with Chatfic-]

    These guys are dead?!? WDYM? NU-UH THEY'RE DEFINITELY ALIVE IN MY AU!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,660
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1,287
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    Here you were again.

    Death would not have you, not heaven.

    You were back just way smaller and more pissed. Now you had to save some idiot to get some damn peace.

    Colm's brother Owen here in this story is based on Amras perfect version and Skibiborg. Amras in on this site and Skibiborg is on that X.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    70,135
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    125
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1,124
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    ОПА!

    (Организация против анонимните!)

    В началото бяха Анонимните и те казаха: „Нека му вземем душата на тоя!“.

    Но никой, дори и Анонимните от ЦЕРН, не може да победи желанието на един българин за „безплатното“!

    Никола е живото доказателство, че когато не може да си набавя култура през стария канал (да почиват в мир сървърите му!), е готов да създаде Гилдията на Ъндърграунд Книжнината и да даде литература на народа!

    Светът не го чака – войните пламват и горят, а Никола се опитва да бъде добър баща за племенника си, малкия Алексей (Аляска), и добър съпруг за комшията си, чието тръскащо се дупе и копринени шалвари не само го извадиха от гардероба, ами му сложиха и халка на пръста!

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    Language:
    Български
    Words:
    151,526
    Chapters:
    134/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    834
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    An arranged marriage with Sukuna. You don’t exactly expect to live past your wedding night… but you somehow do?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,136
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    78
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    Realizing that you’re in love with your best friend hits you like a freight train.

    Or, at least that's what happened to Kyrie.

    Being confronted by feelings Kyrie took as "friendly", she finds herself reconsidering every moment spent with Adela. She wonders if confessing her love is worth risking the friendship that she cherishes the most.

    A story of yuri, interactions causing too many emotions, a nervous breakdown, and finally a happy ending.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,791
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    22
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    With Lex diverting so much attention to Hank Henshaw, Slade can't help the but feel jealous. From getting ignored in the lab to getting denied sex, Slade fights for his man the only way he knows how. Flirting, fucking, and figuring out the best way claim Lex.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,545
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    36
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    Just Eurovision drabbles, trying something new. (It's basically 95% Gjon, so if you're a Gjon fan then you have discovered the holy grail)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,010
    Chapters:
    45/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    25
    Hits:
    1,380
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    Ainda no berço, Ian McKinley esteve fadado a herdar quase trezentos anos de expectativa sendo herdeiro de uma oligarquia que carrega seu sobrenome. Movido por um espírito questionador, com apenas onze anos, ele começa a escrever despretensiosamente um blog como uma espécie de diário virtual, um refúgio onde pode extravasar suas emoções sobre as vivências estranhas que cercam sua breve vida.

    Language:
    Português brasileiro
    Words:
    1,500
    Chapters:
    4/30
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    11
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,107
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Hits:
    19

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