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"am i gay quiz" (1,000+ results) by contemplativepancakes
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
29 Mar 2026
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am i gay quiz, Shane types into Google. He takes the quiz, treating each answer like it’s life or death.
Mostly heterosexual with some same sex attraction, the website tells him. While you mainly experience opposite-sex attraction, you may have some degree of same-sex attraction. This is perfectly normal and more common than many people realize. Oh, Shane suddenly realizes. Everyone feels this way. He laughs in relief. Thank God. He’s normal.
Or, Shane breaks up with his high school girlfriend after the draft. He spends the rest of the summer trying to do anything other than think about Ilya Rozanov. He fails miserably.Series
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A Very Chompy Emergency by contemplativepancakes
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Mar 2026
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Hayden already has his emergency key to Shane’s apartment out when he hears it. It’s a weird, muffled sound, almost like… whimpering? Then he hears Shane shout in a strangled sort of way, and that’s when he gets really freaked out.
Hayden’s distracted by a thud, followed by muffled cursing in a - man’s voice?
“Is someone trying to kidnap you?” Hayden asks. He’s only half joking.
“Hayden,” Shane says, and he’s almost whining. “Just—” Shane takes a deep breath. “Don’t be mad, okay?”
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When Ruby forgets Chompy at Shane’s apartment, Hayden takes her back to go get him. Unfortunately, Shane wasn’t expecting them.
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Clone-A-Willy by contemplativepancakes
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Feb 2026
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The first time Ilya rubbed over Hollander’s hole, asking him if he touched himself there, Hollander had told him he had a dildo. Ilya immediately wanted to know more. What color was it? How big was it? Was it ribbed for pleasure, like Ilya’s seen on condoms? Of course, Hollander wasn’t forthcoming about anything Ilya wanted to know the first time he had mentioned it. That was okay, though. Ilya would wear him down.
It’s almost three years later when Ilya finally gets his answers.
It’s not much to look at, beige colored and very small, in Ilya’s humble opinion. “This is what you use to fuck yourself?” Ilya asks in disbelief. “No wonder you are always so desperate for me.”
“Shut up.” Hollander covers his eyes with his arm.
“Can you even feel this?” Ilya asks.Ilya’s quest to find Shane a better dildo.
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perfect by contemplativepancakes for traumschwinge
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
30 Dec 2021
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Lambert clears his throat, shifting on his feet until Keira looks up at him standing in the doorway from where she’s scribbling something in her notebook.
Putting the book to the side, she asks, “Need something?”
“You’ve been cooped up in here for a while,” he points out.
Keira raises her eyebrows. So?
“I need to gather some ingredients since my workshop got all burnt to hell,” he huffs. “I could use the company.”
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even when the moon shatters the tide by contemplativepancakes for PetrifiedForests
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
30 Dec 2021
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When Geralt and Jaskier are ambushed, Jaskier is helpless to do anything but shout as a mysterious group subdues Geralt and drags him away.
When Geralt wakes up in a cell, he quickly realizes that escape isn’t going to be simple. Luckily, Jaskier finds one of Geralt’s brothers to help. Lambert may be used to saving damsels in distress, but they don’t normally have white hair.
Will they be able to get Geralt out in time, or will it be too late?
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shane hollander's heterosexual misadventures by contemplativepancakes
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
29 Mar 2026
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Supernatural season 14 codas collection
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Coming this fall to ABC… MLH star Shane Hollander is The Bachelor!
Bachelor Nation, we have one question: will you accept this rose?
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02 Jul 2026
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Cas is back from the Empty, and Dean knows how to be grateful.
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26 Mar 2026
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of a certain age by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
21 Mar 2026
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“Wait, I could totally see that,” Connors says. “She wears reading glasses and he’s, like, obsessed with them. Sometimes on the road, he calls her from the bathroom and I hear him begging her to put them on.”
“The glasses! I heard that too.” Shit, it must be a fetish, right? She doesn’t just happen to be old. Rozy likes that she’s old.
Or: Cliff figures out why Ilya’s keeping his Montreal girl a secret. She’s not a girl at all...she's an elderly woman. Or maybe an elderly man?
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here we are and what the hell are we going to do with it by walkingthroughwindows
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Jan 2026
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“Shane.” Ilya takes Shane’s head in his hands, squeezes his cheeks so that Shane looks puffy, absurd. Beloved. “I am saying that to me, even though you are retired, you will always be No. 1 hockey player. Fuck Wayne Gretzky.”
That’s what does it, as Ilya knew it would. Shane rears back, spluttering, outraged, trying not to laugh.
“Oh, I have committed blasphemy now. They will take back my citizenship, big crime, very sad.”
Shane smoothes his hands along Ilya’s calves, rests his fingertips on Ilya’s ankles. “Fuck Wayne Gretzky,” he says. He looks like he can’t believe what he’s saying. Ilya wonders, distantly, if he can get it on tape to play back to himself when things feel particularly bleak. “We can live in exile together. I don’t care. You’re my, my best, my second best hockey player forever too.”
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Shane decides he has to retire. Ilya, of course, will go with him.
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12 Mar 2026
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“I don’t hate him!” Hayden says, which is only true because hate doesn’t quite capture it. No, he despises Rozanov. In his defense, everyone with a pulse and without the last name Hollander does.
Or: 5 times Hayden doesn’t get Shane and Ilya’s relationship, +1 time he does.