lamentationsofasinner



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    It's 2016 and Ilya Rozanov has just been added to the WAG group chat as his alias lily, he is immediately befriended by them! There's one problem though... they don't know his true identity and wine night is in 3 weeks.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Sometimes he told Gordon he loved him with a careful smile and glancing touch when he needed him to cooperate, when he was being difficult. This almost always resulted in greater hostility but it succeeded in putting him on the back foot. It made it harder to ignore the emotions being manipulated, the raw, honest ones thrumming under every interaction they had.

    After all, however much suspicion Gordon had about the motivation behind everything he said and did, he knew deep down he wasn’t lying. That’s what made it so destabilising.

     

    Or; Tony Blair and Gordon Brown being mutually obsessed and fucked up from their first meeting to after they’ve both left office.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    In a quiet room, beneath moonlight and the sound of rain, a man confronts the weight of desire, guilt, and devotion. Words falter, prayers fragment, and memory lingers like a presence that cannot be denied. In the stillness between confession and absolution, silence becomes both witness and judgment – unyielding, solemn, and holy.
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    Tony Blair suffers from Catholic Guilt™

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Arthur didn't speak to him for a week after he found out.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Crowley was still as stone beside him. His ears were cherry-red. “So...if we pretend we’re in a relationship, we’ll be safe.”

    “I believe so.”

    “And that would, that would involve, what?” he spoke hesitantly, softly. “Holding your hand, telling you that you mean a lot to me, kissing you for them to see?”

    Two great hands were constricting Aziraphale’s lungs. He fought back an undignified wheeze. “Yes, I think so.”

    “I can do that,” he croaked.
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    In a panic, Aziraphale tells the archangels he survived hellfire due to his soul mixing with Crowley's because they're in a romantic and sexual relationship. They want him to prove it. Cue a fake relationship.

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    21 Jun 2026