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    It's 2016 and Ilya Rozanov has just been added to the WAG group chat as his alias lily, he is immediately befriended by them! There's one problem though... they don't know his true identity and wine night is in 3 weeks.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Sometimes he told Gordon he loved him with a careful smile and glancing touch when he needed him to cooperate, when he was being difficult. This almost always resulted in greater hostility but it succeeded in putting him on the back foot. It made it harder to ignore the emotions being manipulated, the raw, honest ones thrumming under every interaction they had.

    After all, however much suspicion Gordon had about the motivation behind everything he said and did, he knew deep down he wasn’t lying. That’s what made it so destabilising.

     

    Or; Tony Blair and Gordon Brown being mutually obsessed and fucked up from their first meeting to after they’ve both left office.

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    23 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    In a quiet room, beneath moonlight and the sound of rain, a man confronts the weight of desire, guilt, and devotion. Words falter, prayers fragment, and memory lingers like a presence that cannot be denied. In the stillness between confession and absolution, silence becomes both witness and judgment – unyielding, solemn, and holy.
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    Tony Blair suffers from Catholic Guilt™

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Arthur didn't speak to him for a week after he found out.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Crowley was still as stone beside him. His ears were cherry-red. “So...if we pretend we’re in a relationship, we’ll be safe.”

    “I believe so.”

    “And that would, that would involve, what?” he spoke hesitantly, softly. “Holding your hand, telling you that you mean a lot to me, kissing you for them to see?”

    Two great hands were constricting Aziraphale’s lungs. He fought back an undignified wheeze. “Yes, I think so.”

    “I can do that,” he croaked.
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    In a panic, Aziraphale tells the archangels he survived hellfire due to his soul mixing with Crowley's because they're in a romantic and sexual relationship. They want him to prove it. Cue a fake relationship.

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    21 Jun 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 66

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    They were holding hands, skin against skin and expecting to reach the end of everything--together. And then...the end didn't come.

    In the blink of an eye, Aziraphale and Crowley are rendered human and transported to a new world after God resets the universe, where they apparently live together as a bookseller and professor in a cottage. They don't know how or why they're still alive, but they utilize their unexpected second chance to tell each other everything they hadn't gotten to say in the old world, and have the relationship they always wanted.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    hollanov’s third 🧚 @hollanovoodoo
    so….did anyone see the way shane had to be held back on the bench when ilya got hit…i don’t think i’ve ever seen him that mad….

    wanda v @hellorhighwater
    montreal’s really done it now i hope they’re scared for their lives

    reagan 𓂀 @shilya_hollanov
    his face when the refs called double minor….i fear we’re gonna see a shane hollander we’ve NEVER seen before in the last period

    Or, Shane Hollander plays Montreal for the first time since becoming a Centaur. It goes about as well as he expects.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    A few months after the FanMail incident, Yuna Hollander decides to do what she does best. With the added benefit of having another son to lovingly manage, of course. The internet, unsurprisingly, loses its shit.

    Or, Shane and Ilya go on the press run to end all press runs, courtesy of Yuna Hollander.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Hayden Pike thought he knew everything about his best friend. He knew Shane Hollander’s coffee order, his blood type, and his superstitious need for a "lucky" hat. But he didn't know about the secret domestic life Shane was hiding behind the sliding glass door of his Lanaudière cottage. When Hayden arrives unannounced, he expects "guy time" and a fun weekend with Shane. Instead, he witnesses a soft, private domesticity between Shane and the one man Hayden thought they both hated most: Ilya Rozanov. Forced to reconcile the "World’s Biggest Asshole" with the man who expertly calms Shane through a devastating panic attack, Hayden realizes that if he wants to stay in Shane’s life, he’ll have to learn to play a new part.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    David Hollander arrives in Montreal with homemade soup, expecting to take care of his son Shane, who’s down with the flu after missing the biggest NHL game of the season.
    What he does not expect is finding Shane cuddled in the lap of his greatest hockey rival: Boston Bears captain Ilya Rozanov.
    Apparently the NHL’s most legendary rivalry has secretly been a relationship for over a decade.
    Now David must process three shocking truths:
     his son is gay,
     Ilya Rozanov is basically a housewife with pharmacy bags,
     and every on-ice fight was apparently foreplay.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    In sixth year, Sirius Black had two major realizations.

    First and foremost, Sirius was utterly, irrevocably and in an almost excruciatingly embarrassing way head over heels for his best friend.

    Secondly, his best friend was kind of a slut.

     

    Aka the one where everyone is in love with Remus and Sirius is sexually frustated.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    02 Jun 2026

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    After everything, Aziraphale and Crowley, by unspoken agreement, begin sharing their lives.
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    Why? Aziraphale wanted to ask him, why millennia of the way things were, and now this?

    But while Crowley seemed to have little issue upending every unspoken rule they’d ever written for themselves, Aziraphale was not so flexible, and they had spent thousands of years never quite addressing whatever it was this had stemmed from. Words, Aziraphale had always felt, were for bickering about where to eat for lunch, or hashing out ontological debates, or other trivial nonsense; there was no need to trifle with the imprecision of language, with phrasing and the possibility of being misconstrued, when it came to important matters if the other person simply understood, without needing it said. Six thousand years ago, when Aziraphale had met Crowley on the wall of Eden, watching the first two humans set out to begin the rest of history, something deep within him, more central even than his Grace, had thought, oh, it’s you, and that had been enough for him--for both of them, he assumed--for three millennia.

    However much he wanted to ask, he didn’t know how. The words simply weren’t there.

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    23 May 2026

  14. Public Bookmark 12

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    Tony Baddingham never stays late to confront Cameron. He never gets into a fight with her and never gets the shit knocked out of him by that trophy. He never bleeds out in his office.

    Instead, Tony uses his brain and goes home to his wife in an attempt to fix his marriage and everything that’s threatening to crumble apart beneath him.

    This leads to him having to deal with Venturer in a whole new way, including how he’ll handle Cameron’s betrayal while he and Monica attempt to make their family whole in a way it never has been. It’s not going to be easy, not with Rupert, Declan, Freddie, and everyone else in his way.

    But Tony’s at his best when he’s in a tight spot.

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    i needed tony to not be dead, so i came up with this.

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    15 May 2026

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    The body of a Prince was not like anyone’s. His hand only ever held others in a firm handshake, and rarely without gloves. Sometimes he would raise the delicate hands of noble ladies to his lips for a brief kiss, but it was all out of propriety. He rarely touched others, but what was even rarer was others touching him. The only ones who dared were his knights, and even they only smacked his shoulder or patted his back in friendly roughhousing. Gripping each other’s arms before battle was the most heartfelt touch they exchanged. Lingering soft touches were not done. Any lingering touch on his person could be interpreted as political movements. After all, Arthur’s body wasn’t his own. It never had been. He was Camelot’s first and foremost. Even above his own needs and wants.

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    21 Apr 2026

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    A forced marriage story. With a colorful twist.

    Complete!

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    14 Apr 2026

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    What if Georgiana had come to Netherfield with Mr. Darcy? How would that have changed the relationship between Darcy and Elizabeth?

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    14 Apr 2026

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    Pride and Prejudice canon divergence. Darcy has asked Elizabeth to marry him, she has refused. And yet, instead of going their separate ways they share a passionate embrace. When they're caught, they're forced into an arrangement neither one expected.

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    14 Apr 2026

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    “How could you possibly know what I was going to say?” Sirius blusters, lifting his head from the bed to look at James incredulously.

    James returns his stare, deadpan, and finally lowers the magazine.

    “You were going to go off on a tangent again about how hot Remus looked today and how badly you want to kiss him, shag him, shack up with him and adopt many children—in that exact order.”

    “Was not!” Sirius squawks, but his voice – the traitor - betrays him and comes out too high-pitched to continue to feign he wasn't about to say... well, exactly that.

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    or, a best friends to lovers story set over a summer at the Lupin cottage where Sirius is hopelessly in love with Remus and attempts to come to terms with his feelings, his sexuality and the dynamics his crush might impact. He consults four noteworthy people in his life for love advice, and eventually, the most important one.

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    11 Apr 2026

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    1979, year of war and obsession and sleep loss and sexual frustration. Sirius is hoping to go out with a bang and not a whimper; enter Remus, stage left.

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    09 Apr 2026

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    incredible. set in kernow too!!

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