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cracked halves by Scarlet_Ribbons
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
22 Jun 2022
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"So… what is this?" Deadpool asks faux-brightly, even though he looks like he might lose it.
Peter takes a deep breath, willing his voice not to crack. "It's, um. Hot water with salt and oregano so I can trick myself into thinking it's soup."
(It starts with food. As with most things regarding Deadpool, it hardly ends there.)
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The Merc with a Beak by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
14 Feb 2023
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Wade Wilson is the best merc in the business, and he knows it. When he crosses the wrong kind of withered old lady—the magic kind—she curses him to regret his cockiness in the most literal way possible: By turning him into a cock. A rooster. A male hen, of the chicken variety.
Peter Parker, grieving the loss of Aunt May and Uncle Ben, needs a change. That's what his grief counselor says, anyway. So he makes an impulsive and massive one: He buys a farm. He doesn't mean for it to turn in a rescue for broken things, he just... he can't help but love the animals that no one else wants. Thus, when he overhears a greasy, crude asshole trying to pawn off a rooster in the middle of a farmer's market, he doesn't hesitate.
But there's something wrong with this rooster. It doesn't crow at sunrise—which is the only thing Peter expects a rooster would do—but it does holler its tail off whenever Peter bends over. And it follows him around and clucks like it's talking to him. And it's weirdly good at killing the vermin around the house.
There's a mystery afoot. Peter's going to get to the bottom of it.
(The Beauty and the Beast!AU you never knew you needed.)
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- 125,548
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- 21/?
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Bookmarked by restlessObseever
30 Jun 2026
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Adorable love story with batshit premise, that is surprising serious in parts
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The Promised Land by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types
29 Sep 2022
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Ugly, lonely, and depressed, Wade Wilson has all but resigned himself to a life of solitude. But when a glory hole place called The Promised Land (the "Home of the Holy") opens up, Wade discovers a way he might be able to find some intimacy without traumatizing anyone with the sight of his skin. Enter Peter, the sassy, sweet sex worker who has a perfect ass and an even better sense of humor. They might (might!) be even better than Spidey's.
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Yes. This is 100% the glory hole + identity porn love story no one asked for. It's a smutty, angsty, fluffy, funny rollercoaster. Please read the tags!
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- English
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- 4/4
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Bookmarked by restlessObseever
27 Jun 2026
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Great sex scenes, great romance, overall great!
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My Boyfriend's a Murder Bot by Fredegund
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
05 Jul 2020
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Wade Winston Wilson is ugly. His skin's inside out. It ripples and moves every second of every day, at constant war with the cancer. Vanessa put on a brave face for him when she first saw the changes, but it turns out even she can't stomach the sight for long. He's ugly and alone and nothing will ever be good in life again -
If only that were his only problem.
But Weapon X is at it again, under crisp new management, turning orphans into super slaves and bringing out the big guns to make sure nobody interferes this go around (namely one Pool comma Dead). So now, not only is Wade alone and ugly forever, but he's got a bit of a pest problem in the form of a black-clad murder-happy man spider with a collar around his neck and an unhealthy obsession with tying Deadpool up.
So maybe it's not all bad...
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Wade the Enderfriend by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Minecraft (Video Game)
13 May 2025
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Deadpool, like all superpowered people, has some quirks. These quirks include panicking when someone looks him in the eye, teleporting himself around in defiance of all physical laws, and not knowing what a chair is used for.
Also, he's an alien from another dimension. Peter's no expert, but he finds that pretty damned quirky.
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Wade is an Enderman from Minecraft that has been plopped into the middle of New York City. Peter is the hapless superhero that catches his attention. This is their (platonic) love story.
(No Minecraft knowledge needed! I gotchu, boo.)
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So No One Told You Life Was Gonna Be This Way by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types
05 Feb 2022
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Peter Parker's life doesn't need an influx of new, distinctly spidery Spider-Man powers. He would gladly spend the rest of his days not creating tiny spiders from nowhere, for example. Like, in a, "yes please, I'll take two orders of the 'no spider-parenthood lifestyle,' hold the whip" kind of way. And that's only the start of how certifiably nuts his life has gotten lately.
But... okay, the spiders are pretty cute. And the other powers, well, aren't horrible. He supposes. And if Deadpool seems to think his new spidery skills are great and interesting and hot (which is weird, but not as objectionable as Peter would expect), that's... that's not so horrible, either.
Alternatively: Peter's powers are a joke, he's broke, and his love life... isn't all that DOA.
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See author's notes for tag descriptions and warnings, but for real, this is a mostly cute, constantly comedic foray into spidery!Spider-Man life.
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- English
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- 32,894
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- 7/7
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Bookmarked by restlessObseever
26 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
A single dad who works two jobs, and a Deadpool who stepped up
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The Inverse by SpiderKatana
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Jan 2020
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Deadpool doesn't have to try very hard to hide his second gender anymore because ever since Weapon X, no one in their right mind would ever believe that Wade Wilson was an omega. It doesn't matter anyway, because Wade knows no Alpha would keep a male omega. No alpha WANTS one, much less one that's as scarred and unstable as he is.
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Apparently, Spiderman was born to break every rule Wade has ever known.Series
- Part 1 of Three Verses
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The Scientific Method by LeanishAndMeanish
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
05 Jan 2026
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Deadpool's been acting strange, and Peter noticed. It’s like he... enjoyed being bossed around? By Peter. Or, by Spiderman. He reacted really weird to Spiderman’s instructions. He made jokes that Peter wasn’t sure were jokes. He pushed Spiderman, intentionally annoyed him and initiated shoving fights until Peter snapped and slammed Deadpool into the wall. And then he’d go limp, like putty in Spiderman’s grip.
Peter didn’t quite know what to make of it. So, like the scientist he was, he decided to run an experiment.
The IRB would not approve.
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- English
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- 22/22
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Bookmarked by restlessObseever
24 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Peter Parker is confused and very stupid in this one, but writing is just so good
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here there be (baby) dragons by deitybird for raven_of_hydecastle
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
24 Oct 2023
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Tim gets de-aged to a child. Normally, that wouldn't be a problem, but he's a dragon.
A baby dragon who doesn't really understand being human, which results in him setting things on fire out of love and affection for his family.
(AKA a few moments where Bruce has to deal with baby!Tim's dragon antics.)
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the fire eats fire (and the fire's in you) by Scarlet_Ribbons
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
22 Feb 2024
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He also can’t exactly go licking himself, either— not because he isn’t able to, but because when one is under the mentorship of Batman, one of the aforementioned greatest detectives on Earth, one is likely to be questioned if an injury just vanishes. The first time one of Tim’s battle wounds seems to heal all too quickly, Bruce startles him by asking about it.
“Uh,” Tim says eloquently, “Er. I suppose it just wasn’t that bad."
Bruce looks past him at the exact point on the floor of the Batcave where Tim had lost like a pint of blood the day before.
“Wasn’t that bad,” he echoes dryly.
[Tim just happens to be a very large, fire-breathing lizard. He manages, until he doesn't.]
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There came a time in every young drake's life that they felt the compulsive urge to collect something, to amass a hoard that would become their life's work, that they would maintain and defend until their death. They started as children with things like coins or precious gems. Most, like Tim's parents, would move on to things like antiquities, or rare books or memorabilia.
Tim hoarded Bats.
They just didn't know it yet.
And then one part of his hoard, one that he'd thought he'd lost forever, finally made its way back to him...
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For One So Small by Stratagem
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), Batman: The Animated Series, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Batman (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
26 Jun 2026
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Jason did not intend to adopt a five-year-old, but sometimes you’re offered a dino-shaped chicken nugget by a lonely kid and you wind up traveling down the path least expected. While he has serious doubts that he’s going to be any good at this, he’s going to try. Jason is absolutely unintentionally following the Wayne family tradition, with the help of said family.
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- Part 1 of wherever there are birds, there is hope
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couldn't decide if i should name this after "bring me back to life" by evanescence or "back to life" by rascal flatts. i know it's the exact same phrase but i know the difference in my heart. by impravidus for BabyGenius
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
28 Feb 2021
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“You’re in shock. You aren’t feeling anything yet. That’s good. It’s good you’re not in pain.”
“Oh, I’m in pain, but it’s fine.”
Past Talon!Dick Grayson is Neal Caffrey
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- Part 8 of White Collar/DC Fics
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swimming is to drowning as flying is to by TransSilver
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types
08 Sep 2022
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The child. Talon’s test. Not its first, not the first shaking form to be placed before it. They died, like Talon died, but didn’t move again. Talon thinks the first was hard. It was easy by the time they brought the child.
They’d never brought it a child before.
“What kind of shitstain hurts kids?”
or; a newly-escaped, formerly-Nightwing Talon crosses paths with a newly-established Red Hood; both recognize something in the other. featuring Talon/Dick living off of protective instincts alone, Jason trying to give a bird-assassin therapy while actively killing people, and family coming together to spite odds.
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- 60,886
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- 21/21
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Bookmarked by restlessObseever
15 Jun 2026
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Brother feels! Like the characterisation
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While trying to take down a drug cartel that deals with memory altering drugs, things go awry, and Batman wakes up with no recollection of the last five years.
As a result, his family must now race against time to find the antidote, while also having to deal with a Bruce who still thinks Jason is Robin. A Bruce who doesn't recognise most of them. A Bruce far less jaded and cynical than the one they're used to. A Bruce who still cares.- Language:
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- 49,000
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- 16/16
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Bookmarked by restlessObseever
12 Jun 2026
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Kinda time travel and kinda not, family feels
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In the distance, way over by the docks, Jason saw a pillar of smoke. He wrinkled his nose at it. Explosion. The Bats must be having a busy night. So why was Tim calling him?
“Jason!” Tim wheezed out again, sounding absolutely delirious. “Don’t let them bury me with my parents.”-
or: tim's dying. he has one last request, and it doesn't matter who he calls. he's just gotta tell someone.
jason is the one that picks up.
(inspired by the song "o bury me not on the lone prairie" by sons of the pioneers)
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The universe Bruce wakes up in has superheroes, aliens and, somewhat more strangely, it also has four children living in Wayne Manor.
Bruce Wayne is almost forty. He's been an innovator, a philanthropist and GQ's Most Wanted twelve years counting. He doesn't remember being a dad. But now that he is, he's going to be the best dad one could possibly be.
Or: Batman is a dick. AU-Bruce saves the day.
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- Part 1 of The French Mistake(s)
- Language:
- English
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- 27,791
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- 3/3
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- 107
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Bookmarked by restlessObseever
11 Jun 2026
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Batman is super asshole in this one, but Bruce makes everything better
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one day at a time by Nyame
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), DCU
08 Jun 2020
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Jason Todd is Batman.
Jason Todd was never supposed to be Batman.
Jason Todd never wanted to be Batman.
(Or, in a depressing-but-not-entirely-terrible future, Jason Todd is the third “official” Batman after the deaths of Bruce and his brothers. Getting into his old age and diagnosed with a terminal disease, he passes on the Cowl to his chosen successor, Terry McGinnis, and spends his last years in peace.
And then wakes up on the day Talia threw him into the Lazarus Pit.
Death called it a gift. Jason can only hope to make the most of it.)
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It’s been one hundred and ninety six days since Jason last killed.
He has no intention of making it to one ninety seven.
(Or: that time everyone spent three days thinking Tim was dead.)
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- Part 1 of rooftop proposal
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Jason's an idiot. A fucking idiot. He thought he could take some goons no problem, and now he's stuck on a warehouse floor with next to no heartbeat and his family crying over his "corpse". How the hell is he gonna fix this?
Bookmarked by restlessObseever
10 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Very heartbreaking in the first chapter