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    "You suck shit at seducing targets," Ilya grits his teeth. "Remember Prichard's daughter?"

    Shane throws his hands up. "Oh come on! That was a long time ago."

    "Two weeks ago," Ilya fires back. "If fate of communism rests on you getting someone into bed we would all be dead."

    Or: hollanov spy!AU, where sexpot extraordinaire Ilya Rozanov and lethal intelligence officer Shane Hollander have to pose as normal, American college students by day and overthrow the U.S. government by night.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Spy!Hollanov, fun and sweet, light (sorta!) YUM YUM MUNCH MUNCH WIP, waiting ch2

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    “I’m trying to figure out,” Rose wonders aloud. “Are you always a complete prick? Just with women? Or just when you lose a game?”

    Ilya barks a laugh, shocked and almost delighted, and his smile spreads wide enough that Rose can see all those pearly whites of his that are so much nicer than she expected any hockey player’s to be. “All the time,” he grins, “all the time. However much of an asshole Hollander has told you I am, double it.”

    She answers truthfully, shrugs her shoulders in her tiny silver dress. “He hasn’t mentioned you at all.”

    After a shitshow of an evening in a Montreal nightclub, Ilya wakes up the next morning in Shane’s bed. Only, he’s not in Shane’s bed — Rose Landry is, and he’s in Rose Landry’s body, and she’s in his. Well, what the fuck are they supposed to do with that?

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Rose and Ilya body swap! WIP ch12

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    Hi Ilya,

    My name is Shane! I don’t speak Russian, I hope that’s okay. I’m also 25 years old and I love hockey too! So we have some things in common.

    I’ve never written an inmate before. I don’t really know why I’m doing this. I guess I’m lonely. I’m not very good at making friends or dating. I think maybe I can be a bit awkward in person, but I’m good at writing. So I hope that’s okay.

    or Shane Hollander finds Ilya Rozanov on WriteAPrisoner.com and sends him an email.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Oh Ilya's in prison and Shane is down bad :( WIP, waiting ch2

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    In another timeline, Shane and Ilya hook up in room 1410, nothing goes wrong, and everything plays out exactly as we know it.

    In this one, Yuna Hollander walks in before Ilya can leave—and the seven-year situationship never gets the chance to start. Instead, through the power of miscommunication, Shane and Ilya start dating in 2010. With better support, they make better decisions. Their rivalry fizzles out before it ever has the chance to fully ignite, replaced instead by a beloved “bromance". In 2015, they come out to the NHL and the world.

    No one believes them.

     

    Or: Somehow, despite Shane and Ilya being out for two years, Scott Hunter is still considered the first openly gay player in the NHL, much to Ilya’s horror.

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    30 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The one where a CCM shoot ends with Yuna walking in and Ilya deciding that, yes, actually he would very much like to be locked down. VERY SWEET! My boys are so pure and love each other so much. Fluffy and sweet, strong characterization, strong prose. WIP waiting ch9

  5. Public Bookmark 98

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    Shane and Ilya stop hooking up during their rookie season after their secret is almost exposed. Six years later, Scott Hunter comes out and changes everything. Ilya and Shane decide to forge an unlikely friendship as they navigate the league, coming out, and Scott Hunter's annoying queer group chat.

    And they accidentally fall in love, obviously.

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    29 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Scott heard them at All Stars so they never got off the ground. Shane is out with a boyfriend and Ilya is waffling a legal procedural to mine for data. WIP waiting ch4

  6. Public Bookmark 88

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    This is boring.

    The thought floated across Shane’s brain like one of those banners tied to the tail of a plane. Or maybe like a screensaver on a nineties computer, one that would have been in a separate room from the rest of the house.

    Or maybe he was just coming up with different descriptors for it to distract from how boring it was.

    The whole thing would be mildly more interesting if Shane were at all interested in cars or how they worked. But he wasn’t, no matter how much his husband tried to convince him to be, so a luxury car auction was not exactly his idea of fun on the first vacation they had had together in two years.

    Or, Shane attends at a high-end car auction, and sits next to the most handsome man he’s ever seen.

    That man is not his husband.

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    29 Jun 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 89

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    Shane could spew black bile all over the television screen. In his whole life he’d never hated anyone more than Scott Hunter, because he knew this was how it would be written in the history books: groundbreaking Captain Scott Hunter bravely kissed his cute little boyfriend on center ice and everybody clapped; stupid slut Shane Hollander got caught with a cock up his ass.

     

    Somebody leaks a sex tape of Shane.

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    26 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Sex tape leak fic, under 3k. Lyrical and beautiful and Shane's pain and fear feel distant in that way you feel when your whole life is a little too painful to let yourself fully experience.

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    So what is the plan now, Mr. Spreadsheet?

    “Honestly I was kind of hoping your consciousness would just click back into your body once I touched you.” Shane scratches the back of his head.

    You treat me like slap bracelet, Ilya complains.

    After a bad hit knocks Ilya’s consciousness out of his body — literally — Shane finds himself sheltering the soul of his decade-long situationship in the back of his head. Turns out it’s a lot harder to keep secrets when you share a body.

    (They definitely still try, though.)

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    23 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Shared body, lovely lovely!

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    Rozanov pins Shane down, fucks into him like he almost hates him, gets a hand around his cock, rough and deliberate, and says it low against his ear—go ahead, try it. Say her name one more time, I fucking dare you—and Shane opens his mouth and sobs into the pillow and nothing else comes out. Just tears and the blood under his nails from Rozanov's back. Then he finds the angle he's been finding since Nashville, and the name is gone entirely.

    That's also, more or less, the point.

    Shane hates him for that. He hates him the way you hate something that keeps being right about you.

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    Or: Shane spends nine years building a structure so airtight it functions as a personality, and Ilya Rozanov spends nine years being the single thing that doesn't fit inside it.

    Featuring crazy situationship sex, the complications of sometimes being a terrible person, and one unhinged fixation on Svetlana Vetrova, 31 photos deep, that was never about Svetlana Vetrova.

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    18 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The DOCUMENT! Shane finally figures out what to do with all that WANTING! So beautiful and it actually uses hockey and their gameplay (I suspect? idrk know anything abt hockey but it sure sounds good to me) in a way that enhances the story and their characters. LOVE IT

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    Right after Shane wins the 2011 Rookie of the Year award, he makes a wild suggestion: Ilya could spend the following day with him.

    They end up doing a few boring activities, like hiking, reading, or getting married.

    What follows is a long-distance, highly secret, frustrating, and completely loving married life, while still being arch-rivals to the rest of the world.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Secretly married, fully-in love Hollanov. The one where they take pictures of their shared trophies every year at the awards show. WIP, waiting ch9

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    Shane Hollander seems to get a new tattoo of a flower or leaf every time something significant happens to him. Ilya's curiosity threatens to drive him mad.

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    18 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Flower tattoo Hollanov - beautiful writing, love this characterization

  12. Public Bookmark 37

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    Love is miserable, Ilya thinks. It's dirty work. It fights worse than an MLH enforcer with a drinking problem and seven missing teeth. It'll toss you about and break your bones and leave you bleeding out on the ice.

    He's been in love twice, and both times he fucked it.

    The first time, he hadn't even known what it was until it was gone. He had learned its shape from the hole it left behind. Hollander had gone. Poof, whoosh, like a ghost. All that was left was the man on the ice, jaw tense and eyes dead, who played like Ilya was a bug to be crushed. Ilya tried to play so dirty Hollander would throw down his gloves and then they could at least touch each other again, fist to face, but all he got was decked by a series of troglodytes in Metros jerseys.

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    15 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Vesna STOOD TEN TOES DOWN and we love her for it! WIP, waiting ch2

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    “Oh, so is my fault I am big strong top with giant Russian dick and all little bitch boys want to bend over for me? No one cares about my prostate?"
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    They fuck around. Then they find out.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    UMMMMM, wtf?! So good! Hilarious and strong character voices and the inciting incident is Shane topping, love this love this LOVE THIS!

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    The rules of the sex interview were not explained because the rules were the point. The room needed to see the specific heterosexual performance that proved you were the right kind of boy—the kind who had done the expected things and would keep doing them and had nothing to hide.

    Shane had the girl ready. He’d built her in the shower a week ago, just in case.

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    Or: Shane learns, in order, how to skate, how to perform, how to survive a room, and how to want something he will not name for years. Featuring minor hockey, the OHL, one fabricated girl named Jess, and eleven pages of notes on one Ilya Rozanov, who he has never met. Yet.

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    08 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The one where Shane never quite figured out what to do with the WANTING. Beautifully written, in character, realistic, engages with the hazing and harassment in hockey culture, explores Shane. SO FUCKING GOOD!

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    Yuna doesn't like him.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    David comes around on Ilya, David pov, emotionally complex relationship, rich characterization, excellent writing. WIP waiting ch6

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    All Stars weekend 2017: Ilya is outed, Shane panics, and things get worse before they get better.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Sex tape link, then a relationship. Ilya and Shane are going through it! WIP waiting ch23

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    When the long game falls apart, Shane and Ilya need a new plan.

    I recommend reading the series in order it was posted, even though the second fic is a prequel to the first one.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Hollanov canon rewrite to give them more time! Shane loses it on Day 1, traded to Boston. Lovely, light and domestic! 💕

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    “Hello,” Ilya repeats, still kind of stuck on those freckles.

    “Hi?” the man says.

    “Hi,” Ilya says—again.

    Oh god, he's said hello three times now. He should literally say anything else. His name, probably. His phone number, preferably.

    “Hi,” Ilya says again, because he can’t help it. “I am—”

    “Are you Nick?” the man asks, and it comes out as a breathless sound.

    OR: Shane gets stood up on a blind date, and Ilya comes to the rescue, and proceeds to make a series of questionable decisions.

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    01 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Pick up on CH8, aka the 2/3 of the way through the narrative which means it's about to BLOW THE FUCK UP and you need to be emotionally okay with this!! Don't read while at work, and wait until the kids are definitely asleep, then you can drink some tea, read this through to what I am sure is a lovely, happy rom-com ending.

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    After Vegas, Shane begins to give up on Ilya and looks for a new way to feel wanted.

    Ilya, of course, finds out about this and locks in.

    A small dose of jealousy and a bigger dose of communication add up to change the trajectory of their affair from 2014 onward.

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    28 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Hollanov but speed run the timeline post Vegas and make a Yuna-Ilya partnership the most powerful alliance possible

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    Rozanov's so… professional. He's all grown up and not at all like the boy he once was. The polite smile never leaves his face even when he's looking at Shane.

    "You are very lucky," Rozanov tells him, "That your concussion is only mild. Seeing me is a not so good thing, okay?"

    Shane sighs through his nose, pouts. "Yeah… okay. But… I haven't seen you in a million years. Why are you a doctor now? You should be playing hockey—" He wiggles a little, grins sideways— "With me."

    - - -

    or, after wondering what happened to Ilya after the NHL draft, Shane discovers he's been in Montreal the whole time, and more than that, is an entire doctor instead of the hockey player he should've become.

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    24 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    That’s Dr. Rozanov to you! Ilya lost a leg and Shane gained a neurologist, WIP waiting ch8

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