20 Works by thegreenempty
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What in the FUCK Happened in Vegas?! Can We Make it Stay in Vegas?! by thegreenempty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
26 Jun 2026
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Ilya doesn’t even try to stop the litany of Russian swears from spilling out. He also doesn’t stop himself from cursing Marly’s whole family line, and then verbalizing some of his more homicidal thoughts about Scott Hunter and the kitchen sink. He lets his Russian ranting die out and takes a few deep breaths.
Everyone has quieted to look at him.
“Feel better?” Marly asks.
Maybe Ilya could drown Marly in the sink along with Hunter. Maybe he could kill everyone in the suite before Shane wakes up. He’d have to kill the butler guy, too…and the front of house staff…and the wedding chapel staff…and then convince Shane to run away with him to somewhere that would neither extradite to the US nor prosecute them for being gay. Messy. Too messy.
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Ilya wakes up with a wedding ring and a WHOLE LOT of questions...but at least Marly and Scott fucking Hunter are having a good time. This is Ilya's worst nightmare which, as it turns out, features a night of blackout drinking, misguided but supportive friends, and some VERY stupid decisions.
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it's all fun and games when you're a pretty party boy by thegreenempty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 May 2026
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Roz: marly, wtf??
didn’t think i needed to say it, you are telling everyone my shit?Cliff: shit, man, I'm sorry
and I get you’re prly mad at me but let’s focus on what’s important, okay?
Hammer told Hollzy about the Hollander-stripperHammer: Connors requested staff info from the Metro’s to track down a Jane that worked for them
got in trouble with management for it
they thought it was for harassmentConnors: Marly told me you’ve been in love with Jane since your cup-year, at least
said you almost killed yourself when she broke up with you and something about a tuna sandwichCarmy: we’re trying to spread out the Roz anger? Gravy sent shirtless pictures of Roz to that Latvian guy
Gravy: we agreed to no more Jānis mentions in the chat!
Roz: fucking stop it! all of you
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Roz is abandoning the team and the country for his secret girlfriend. Cliff would LOVE some more intel on Jane but Roz has never been forthcoming. At the very least Cliff can make sure that Roz's last few weeks are nothing but fun and games!
A total crackfic featuring our Boston Boys partying in style.
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- Part 4 of it's all fun and games
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it's all fun and games until cap is in his feels again by thegreenempty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 Mar 2026
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Roz: it’s weird with her
Roz: idk if anyone else ever has this happen
Roz: but I can’t get enough from her
Roz: usually after sex with someone I am done
Roz: but the more I have of Jane, the more I want
Roz: weird, right?Hammer: sounds like you’re falling for her, Rozy
Roz: no, no
Roz: like, sometimes I want to see her even after sex
Roz: or text her but not dick pics
Roz: weird feeling, like horny but for talking or hanging out
Roz: its confusing, hard to explainCliff: you’re literally just describing liking a person
Cliff Marleau's seen his captain through some crazy times and some wild crash outs. This is a little foray into some of the group chats and nights out with the boys. Especially when Cap is in his feels about his Montreal Girl.
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- Part 3 of it's all fun and games
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it's all fun and games until someone weaponizes their trauma with therapy-speak by thegreenempty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Mar 2026
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“Shane says you are smart. You went to university before you were drafted, yes?” Rozanov’s eyes were twinkling again. He wasn’t Shane’s boyfriend right now, he was the Russian Menace.
“Yeah, I mean, I did two years. You didn’t go to college, did you?”
“No, so I have to do my own readings, my own studies. You must have done philosophy courses?”
Was Rozanov mining for chirping material? What the fuck? “I, no I took like…a writing seminar. And um, a civics course. Plus, like, math.”
Rozanov blinked at him, again. “Math.”
“Yeah, math.”
“Oh. So you are a mathematician? You study calculus? Linear algebra? Discrete mathematics?”
What in the fuck is discrete mathematics? “I dunno, no. It was like, y equals mxb squared, or whatever. You know, algebra.”
“Algebra.” Rozanov’s eyebrows shot up his face. “Like for a child? American university gives you primary school lessons?”
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Hayden Pike confronts Rozanov about his relationship with Shane. It doesn't quite go as he expected.
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- Part 2 of it's all fun and games
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it's all fun and games until someone has been secretly gay this whole time by thegreenempty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Mar 2026
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Hayden had never seen him like this before. The painkillers were making Shane…fun. He was funny, and kind of bitchy? All Hayden had to do was mention a player, any player in the league, and Shane had an absolutely devastating assessment locked and loaded. To hear Canada’s Golden Boy with perfect PR presence rip into everyone and everything…it was just too tempting to pass up.
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Hayden has some fun with Shane while he's high on pain meds. Shane starts being a little too honest and that's exactly when Ilya Rozanov decides to show some sportsmanship for the first time in his life. Hayden tries to run interference for his best friend and, man, what the hell did he walk into??
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- Part 1 of it's all fun and games
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star-crossed something or others by thegreenempty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
10 Feb 2026
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Shane turned to face Ilya. He wasn’t yelling anymore but he wasn’t lowering his gun, either. Something in Shane’s chest twisted when he noticed tears welling in Ilya’s eyes. He wanted to brush them away. Ilya saw Shane looking, they made eye contact briefly.
God, he was beautiful! His curls, his chin, the slope of his shoulders. He was angelic and prideful and wrathful and for a split second Shane pictured him with wings and a flaming sword, falling from heaven because of his own vanity.
“Lyubimyy,” Ilya whispered.
“Mon coeur,” Shane answered.
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The Rozanov Crime Syndicate exploded right around the time FBI-hopeful Shane Hollander was caught up on the periphery of a Russian mob hit. It's an opportunity for the FBI to get a man in deep cover. It's an opportunity for Shane to do something great, write history (like he was supposed to do in hockey). It's all perfect. But sometimes the stars don't align for the reasons you suspect, and loyalty looks a lot different when you're down in the trenches with the man you love.
An undercover Shane/crime boss Ilya AU. There will be violence, there will be emotional pain, and there will be yearning!
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Lessons on Corpse Dismemberment (and other things my father taught me) by thegreenempty
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
02 Feb 2026
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Sam exhaled to steady himself again. He did some mental calculations. “Okay. I need details. Where’d she shoot him, outside the cabin? Where’d the bullet hit? Head, body? When did it happen, exactly? I need to know everything.”
That nervous look fell from Tucker’s face again, this time disbelief sat in its place. “Sam…what the fuck are you talking about?”
Sam wanted to slap him, to wake Tucker up. John would have. Instead Sam charged forward and closed the three feet of distance between them, loudly clapping his hands right in front of Tucker’s face. “Hey!” he punctuated the clap with a shout. “Focus for a second and walk me through exactly what happened.”
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Sam is looking forward to spring break. Hiking, camping, relaxing with Jess and his friends sounds perfect. Until one of his friends has an accident, and comes to Sam looking for help. Maybe some of John Winchester's lessons could do some good after all...
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“Just so we’re clear,” Sam says once they’re about halfway back to the road, “you don’t think Cas is in heaven and that’s the only reason you haven’t let yourself die yet?”
“Well,” Dean makes a noise halfway between a laugh and a sob. He stops walking but doesn’t look back at Sam. “That’s a lot more succinct than I’d have put it. I just–I know what’s on the other side, and it ain’t him.”
Sam steps in front of Dean, forcing eye contact. “I’m sorry you didn’t get more time with him.”
And then he turns and keeps up the hike. After that, it’s a long time before Dean lets himself be alone with just Sam.
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Chuck's been defeated. Jack is gone. Cas is dead. Sam is ready to build a new life but Dean's grief threatens to consume him entirely. Sam, Eileen, and even Claire all want to help Dean through this darkness, but they worry it's only a matter of time before Dean can't keep fighting it anymore.
Dean’s loved ones watch as he monumentally self-destructs while grieving his angel. There will be eventual happiness.
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(doesn't matter which you heard) The Holy or The Broken by thegreenempty
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
27 Oct 2025
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Under the influence of the Leviathan, there was ecstasy in slaughtering his enemies by the thousands. Whenever Cas recalled that sick bit of pleasure, he chased it away by remembering the actual bliss that was cradling Dean’s soul, carrying it to Earth, sealing it in his body, and stitching up every wound. Cas had unmade angels and demons by the thousands in less time than he spent laboring over Dean’s bones. Saving Dean had been loving, worthy work. It was all he could do to reflect upon it when his own sins felt too heavy to outrun.
The sight of his brothers and sisters falling, the sound of their cries as their wings burned off, the way they were consumed, just as Dean had been consumed by the Mark, all of Cas’s failures blended together. All he was sure of was that the only good he had ever done in very long existence was to raise Dean Winchester from hell.
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Dean wakes as a demon. Crowley encourages him to explore his new state of being but Dean has never accepted the plans laid out by heaven and hell. And he finally has the power to remake the world to his liking. But what sort of world does a demonic Dean Winchester desire? And how far will Sam and Cas go to save him?
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Gather not my soul with sinners by thegreenempty
Fandoms: The Walking Dead (TV), Supernatural (TV 2005)
22 Aug 2025
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Rick is on the road, desperate and nearing the end of his sanity. When he inexplicably stumbles into a world without walkers, he learns there may be a supernatural explanation for what has happened in his world.
Sam and Dean are working a case when a feral, crazed man appears in their midst. They'd like to help him, but the angels are more interested in sending him back than helping to make things right.
Set mid-season 5 for TWD, when Rick's group is on the road before Aaron makes contact, and mid-season 6 for Supernatural, just prior to The French Mistake. I had a fun thought that maybe Castiel did some really terrible things to try to win his civil war that we were never privy to. Just a horrifying what-if I came up with.
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Distracted after an emotional night, Buffy has a bad run-in with a vamp. The Scoobies call Giles in to help them deal with the fallout, and everyone has to face their own role in Buffy's emotional state since her resurrection.
Set immediately after the events of S6 E18 "Entropy" this one-shot explores how everyone would respond to the worst case scenario when emotions are already running high.
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Intro to Otherwordly Investigations by thegreenempty
Fandoms: Community (TV), Supernatural (TV 2005)
29 May 2025
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“Oh, well, it sounds really interesting.” Sam decided to lay it on thick. He did his half-smile, eye-bat. “I thought maybe you could tell me more about it? The dean is having a musical themed dance tonight, maybe I could meet you after class, walk over together?”
She looked at him mournfully, touched his face and actually said, “I’m sorry, Sam. You’re crazy, crazy hot, but I just had my heart broken by Subway, a Corpohumanoid student, and I’m just not ready for anything else yet.”
She stepped into her class as Sam whispered, “What the fuck??”
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Sam has a broken foot and is stuck doing research in some small Colorado suburb while Dean tracks Dick Roman. But the local community college happens to be the single strangest place he's ever been. Sam is determined to find out what dark secrets exist within Greendale Community College.
This crossover takes place mid/late Season 3 of Community and mid/late season 7 of Supernatural. Just some general silliness.
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The Black Smoke in the Holy Vessel by thegreenempty
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005), Bones (TV)
23 May 2025
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Being stuck in a room with Captain America was its own kind of torture. Booth had questions but he was suspicious and proud and didn’t want anything from Dean, so he was a showoff and a pain in the ass the whole time. He was all righteous anger and restlessness. Which was Dean’s thing, usually, but Booth was more annoying about it. Dean felt kinda bad for the guy. By all normal accounts the man was a hero, plain and simple. An all-American super cop, soldier-warrior, tall and handsome. But he was in Dean’s world now, and there were no heroes here.
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Worlds collide when Booth and Brennan come across a case with potentially apocalyptic consequences. Meanwhile, Sam and Dean are running on empty. Sam has put his faith and trust in Ruby and believes he is the key to stopping Lilith, while Dean can't help but feel like they're out of their depth and in over the heads. Dean won't talk about hell, but Sam can't deal with the anger and paranoia much longer. The last thing either of them wants to do is get back in the sights of the FBI, but that may be their best hope to stop Lilith.
This is the third work of my Blood and Bones series, a Bones/SPN crossover.
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- Part 3 of Blood and Bones: the Winchesters Files
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Decades after the Mark has transformed Dean into a demon, Dean and Cain begin their journey of finding Lucifer and Cain reflects on his last moments as a human.
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- Part 2 of Demon Dean Drabbles
- Language:
- English
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- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
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Decades after his transformation, Demon Dean sits with his memories and last remaining emotions before returning to his maker. Just some Demon Dean drabble.
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- Part 1 of Demon Dean Drabbles
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In the months after Mary's death, John turns his fear and rage on to the monsters and dark forces that haunt our world.
Just a short ficlet exploring John's emotional journey in the early days of hunting.
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- English
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- 614
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- 1/1
- Kudos:
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Without Injury there would be no Healing by thegreenempty
Fandoms: House M.D., Supernatural (TV 2005)
03 Jan 2025
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House can't help but like his young, angry patient, despite the fact she's obviously running some kind of hoax. How else would she be able to miraculously heal her broken bones and cuts? Whatever her abilities, her organs are shutting down and House has no idea why. He also has no idea why she and her violent friends insist that House does everything he can to keep her alive until the full moon. But he's willing to play along as long as he can keep working on the puzzle. The puzzle is the only thing that ever helps with his pain.
This is my one shot House/SPN crossover, wherein House has to treat a supernaturally wounded Claire Novak. Told from his POV, House struggles to diagnose Claire and then has trouble grappling with what he’s witnessed. Basically just a fun opportunity for the patient to know more than House, for once.
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Joining the Likes of Jean Valjean and John Dillinger by thegreenempty
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005), Prison Break
05 Sep 2024
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Dean Winchester needs to get out of Fox River. He needs to get out before he gets locked away for more crimes, and he definitely needs to get out before his demon deal comes due. He has no plan, no help, and little hope.
Michael Scofield already drove off one cellmate. A man who had only 18 months left on his sentence. His new cellmate is looking at 20 to life, but can he trust this man? This alleged murderer? Can and should he bring this man along for his escape?
This one shot takes place over the course of a few days as Michael and Dean get to know each other.
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Dean felt the weight of it in his stomach–the weight that Castiel, the doubting angel, didn’t envy-and it hit him: Dean hadn’t been chosen by God for redemption, or because he had some divine destiny. This wasn't the story of a man who did bad things being given a chance to make right. Dean was chosen because being responsible for stopping Lucifer? That was the worst possible job on the planet. And Dean, the single soul delivered back from hell, was the only fucker on Earth who actually deserved it.
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Dean grows increasingly suspicious of the angels' intentions. In trying to sort out what their real plan is, he realizes that an FBI agent may need his help, and may help him find his true purpose after resurrection.
Meanwhile, Seeley Booth can't decide if he witnessed a miracle or if he was duped by a deranged serial killer and let a wanted man walk away. Booth's constant swings between guilt, fear, and religious euphoria are breaking him down. He needs to come to terms with what he did before he loses all sense of reality or, more importantly, before he loses the woman he loves.
This is part 2 in my Blood and Bones series, a Bones/Supernatural crossover!
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- Part 2 of Blood and Bones: the Winchesters Files
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The Righteous Man and the Law by thegreenempty
Fandoms: Bones (TV), Supernatural (TV 2005)
01 Feb 2024
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Bones had Winchester’s remains spread out on the table. She started at his skull and worked her way down from there, explaining every injury to Booth. Head trauma from beatings, dislocated shoulders, broken clavicles, broken hands, broken fingers, broken arms, bullet wounds, knife wounds, broken toes, strain on his bones that indicated a life of hard and heavy work. Despite whatever else Henrikson, or anyone else thought of the man, Dean Winchester took a lot of pain in his life. Maybe that’s why he handed it out so freely, Booth mused.
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Seeley Booth has always considered himself an upstanding man, a man of law and order. When the remains of suspected serial-killer Dean Winchester are found, Booth believes this is his chance to get justice for his fellow fallen agents. With some help and inspiration from an angel, Booth believes he is on the righteous path. But he's realizing there are greater mysteries to the world than he imagined, and he knows so little about the will of heaven.
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- Part 1 of Blood and Bones: the Winchesters Files