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As a grease monkey turned college freshman, Dean's constantly three seconds away from being stressed out of his mind. It hardly helps that he's finally figuring out his sexuality in his thirties.
What might help with that stress is a little phone number (and a big credit card bill). If he can't figure out how to be bisexual in person, he can at least give it a go over the phone, right?
(It's probably a bad idea, but he really can't help himself.)
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- Part 1 of talk
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Post-Trial to Second Trial AU by TheCat1987
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe, Helluva Boss (Web Series)
27 Jun 2026
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Short one-shots to slightly longer stories that are Post-Mastermind and Post-Sinsmas with my own spin on things that will lead up to the Second Trial.
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Never Was, Never Will by thepoetaster
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Mar 2026
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Katsuki ran his hands up Izuku’s thighs… they were much thicker and firmer than he would’ve guessed under all those baggy clothes but—
He slowed the kiss, running his hands over Izuku’s thighs again.
And again.
He froze, then moved his hands up to grab Izuku’s ass. His eyes flew open. He'd recognize that ass anywhere.
“Spidey?!”
In which Izuku is Spider-Man and Katsuki is Deadpool, and they live down the hall from each other.
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- Part 1 of The BakuDeku-verse
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- 7/7
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Gusto lang naman makuha ni Soonyoung ang atensyon at ang matamis na oo ni Jihoon. Si Jihoon? Gustong iligaw si Soonyoung. Nako po? Paano na ‘yan?
Wherein resident flirt and trouble personified, Soonyoung Kwon finds himself interested with music major Jihoon Lee who doesn’t take his “courting” seriously. Until one day, he ironically finds himself in the same situation that he’s always been avoiding—a silly relationship with Soonyoung.
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- Filipino
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Shane's Got Hands by prailock
Fandom Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
14 Jun 2026
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What a Bunch of A-Holes by TatumNixx for DabiandHawkswifey
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Jun 2022
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Third year was coming to a close soon for class 1-A. They had a few weeks left in classes and with that also meant it was a little bit more laid back. The Dekusquad have been hounding Izuku for weeks now about where he was going to live after graduation and where he'd be starting off his career each having their own distinct opinions. Maybe that's partly why he's gotten closer to his boyfriend's squad aka the Bakusquad. Not that anyone aside from his dads, and the Bakusquad knew he was dating a very protective angry blonde.
What happens at the end of a school day when he's heard singing lyrics to a certain song just to be insulted and told to change? What if a few days later a certain anti-gravity hero thinks she has the right to just do something she shouldn't?
OR The Dekusquad sucks, Bakusquad come in clutch & never piss off a Feral Kacchan. (I'm still horrible at summaries but I tried okay)
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Not to kinkshame, but... by AgonyOfTheSeraph
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
30 Jun 2026
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Izuku is bored.
One sleep-deprived research spiral into rope knots later, he's accidentally watching BDSM porn, which leads him to analyzing his classmates' kinks for fun, which finally leads to him discovering his own dominant streak in the most hands-on way possible.
Sometimes boredom leads to personal growth. Sometimes you end up in an intense kink exploration session between friends.
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Sanji is forced to spend twenty-four hours trapped in a frilly maid dress, plush cat ears, and a bell collar that announces his presence with every single step.
He expects the crew to mock him. He expects to fight off the island's stray cat population, which has suddenly decided he is their new deity. He even expects the local townsfolk to treat him like a tourist attraction.
What he doesn't expect is for Zoro to lose the ability to speak coherent sentences, stare at him like a man facing a firing squad, and develop a sudden, highly concerning habit of fainting.or; Sanji spends a day in a cat maid outfit. Zoro never emotionally recovers.
or; "I THOUGHT—"
"YOU THOUGHT SANJI WAS A CAT?!" Usopp shouted, tears of laughter pricking his eyes.
"I WAS PETTING THE OTHER CAT!" Zoro bellowed.
"AND THEN YOU JUST KEPT GOING?!"
"I DIDN'T NOTICE!"
"HOW DO YOU NOT NOTICE A WHOLE COOK?!"
"I DON'T KNOW!"-
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The Future Mrs Jacob Black. by JessalynMichele
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types
12 Nov 2022
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Nobody told Jacob how utterly perfect it would be when he finally imprinted on his soulmate...
“I could kill you in ten seconds flat.”
... or how the moment could be completely ruined the moment she opened her mouth.
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Let Me Tell You How Much I've Come To Love You by ItsNotWhatYouTHinkiSwear
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
29 Jun 2026
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Caine has lately been having some odd feelings. Ones that only arise when he's around a certain tall purple rabbit...
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ᴛʜᴇ Qᴜᴀᴄᴋᴇɴɪɴɢ (⛧ﾐ◦ ᵀᵃˡᵉˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᴴᵒˡʸ ᴴᵒⁿᵏ ᴮʳⁱᵍᵃᵈᵉミ⛧ ◦) by MintyB_xvii
Fandoms: ZEROBASEONE | ZB1 (Korea Band)
03 Apr 2026
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You ever decide to completely change your life and devote yourself to the lord, only to get possessed via bad fried chicken and a Barbie ouija board?
Me either.
But it happened to Taerae once...
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The Cocaine Bear, Jurassic exorcist, ZB1 crossover nobody asked for, but we all deserve.
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pound the alarm by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
27 Apr 2022
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“Okay,” Batman said, “You’re going to open the properties and check the dr--”
Barry looked up as the comm let out a burst of static, cutting the vigilante off.
“--oh fuck,” someone said on the other end of the line, muffled in the sudden static. Barry and Oliver exchanged a worried glance.
“Batman, are you okay?" Barry asked in the ensuing silence. “Sir?”
“Apologies,” came the reply a moment later, flat as ever, “Where was I?”
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It starts in chaos.
The doctor’s curled up on a chair, knees to his chest and head tucked in the valley between. His doctor’s coat is wrapped around him, and Kiyoomi politely taps his shoulder.
“Uh, hey?”
“Hm,” the boy replies, groaning. “Wha’s up?” He stretches, blinking once, rather dumbly, at Kiyoomi – and it clicks.
“Y-You-,” Kiyoomi begins, in horror.
“Oh my god,” the doctor pales. “Ye’re the guy with the- with the neon green hammer, aren’ ya?”alternatively, Kiyoomi, Atsumu and the tumultuous voyage that is weaving one's way through life.
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good vibrations by ilikeshipping
Fandoms: Michael Jackson (Musician), The Jackson 5 (Band)
30 Jun 2026
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you are waiting on Michael to come home from the studio, riled up and impatient after a heated goodbye kiss, so you have to make do with what you've got. You get a little lost in the heat of the moment and Michael walks in on you... he's curious as to what you're hiding!
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Lumine: "I'd love to see your collection."
Ajax: "Really?"
Lumine: "I heard it's a BIG one..."
Ajax: "It IS pretty impressive."
Lumine: "Show me?"
Ajax thinks she's talking about telescopes.
Spoiler: she isn't.
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Say It With Your Chest, Izuku by user_18922518
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
28 Apr 2025
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“You good?” Katsuki asks, eyeing Izuku from across their kitchen. “You’ve been staring at that damn cup of coffee for five minutes.”
Izuku blinks slowly. “Just thinking.”
Katsuki raises a brow, turning back to his pan full of eggs very slowly. “... Thinking about what?”
It’s silent for a few seconds. Then, very seriously, Izuku says, “About tying you to the bed and seeing how loud I can make you scream.”
Katsuki’s hand spasms and he drops the spatula he was currently holding. “Excuse me?”
Or; Izuku is hit by a quirk that makes him say and do whatever’s on his mind. Unfortunately for Katsuki, Izuku’s mind is filled wall-to-wall with smut and Katsuki’s ass.
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Barbe-Q&A by prailock
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
31 May 2026
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In their first summer after being outed, Shane finally accepts that invite to Bood's backyard barbecue. It could have been a relaxing night. But Ilya's brought vodka. And the Centaurs brought questions. Might as well rip off the band aid before he signs with Ottawa.
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How many shots is it worth to know what your Captain likes in bed?
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- Part 3 of Pure Meringue
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The OnlyFans Debacle (That Wasn't) by AutumnFoxed
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Mar 2026
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@IlyaRozanov_81 ✅
Hockey season boring right now 😴 so I found a new hobby. OnlyFans coming soon. You want to see my real skills? Not just on the ice 😏
Follow there for exclusive content: onlyfans.com/ilyarozanov81
@rozanovmouthguard: An Ilya Rozanov OnlyFans was not on my new year’s bingo card but OKAY
@hockeydommymommy: If I subscribe and he doesn't post a video of him trying to put on skinny jeans when his thighs are too big I want my money back!
In which a fake OnlyFans account of Ilya Rozanov goes viral, turning into the NHL’s worst nightmare. Ilya finds the whole thing deeply entertaining and immediately starts encouraging the bit.
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Breaking News: We Like Each Other by prailock
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 May 2026
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In the offseason, a steamy video of Shane and Ilya dancing at a club goes viral. Already out and married for years at this point, the first husbands of hockey can't believe this is news. For once, it's Shane whose media responses blow it up even further. Ilya’s not about to let an opportunity to compete with Shane go to waste.
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The rivalry still hasn't died, they just find new ways to keep it going. Why choose silence when you can choose violence?
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- Part 1 of Pure Meringue
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Spoilers for Gachiakuta Manga!
“Whoda thought rage baitin’ you outta that well would mean finding the perfect sadist for myself?”
“Don’t call me that.”
“Stop denying the truth. It’s just us—and it ain’t like I’m gonna judge ya, man.”
Enjin isn’t the reason Zanka crawls out of that well he’d dropped himself into. A pain loving freak is.
Or, a what if scenario where Jabber finds Zanka first, and how it changes them both.
Edit: Russian translation for this fic is now available, done by gienamnogolikaya! Thank you for offering to translate <3
- https://ficbook.net/readfic/019aa86d-f236-7cae-a2eb-0fcec3c7f053
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